okay so basically there was this collective world pandemic thing long ago and all the countries had colds, right? so basically they all simultaneously sneezed and snotted out these weird globs that Definitely Was Not Snot, so they raised them as their own because apparently they were sentient and why not
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You are now aware of your own breathing :)
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Hetalia shitpost headcanons
HumorI'm putting my crackbrain hetalia stuff here lmao, have fun getting your kneecaps compromised
