(i tried my best to keep these relatively unique, which is why some are a bit strange. I didn't just wanna put boobs or ass, y'know?)
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Italy: boobs bc soft
Germany: ass ass ass ass
Japan: (anime) tiddys
America: yes.
England: boobs (looking at butts makes him sad)
France: the rare True Neutral
Russia: very subtle ass preference
China: ass probably
Canada: b00bs
Prussia: boobs (you know why)
Romano: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
Spain: ass (obv)
Belarus: ass
Ukraine: butts cuz she's already got enough boob
Hungary: ass...essment i failed for math
Austria: a s s
Greece: boobulars
Turkey: butt vibes
Switzerland: ass-matazz
Liechtenstein: FBI OPEN UP-
Lithuania: 5318008 (look at upside down)
Poland: assass
Latvia: excuse me he is a child
Estonia: boobs
Netherlands: nether
Belgium: waffles
Sealand: hes a kid, he doesn't know what either of those are
Finland: "i don't have a preference :)" (its ass)
Sweden: he's gay. ass.
Norway: booboobs
Iceland: definitely boobs
Denmark: TIDDY
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(in case you're still confused, Lithuania's says boobies hehe)
*flashbacks to putting that in school calculators*
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