Fattest
Spain - you will never see a nicer ass
Canada - nobody notices him bc his juicy dumper isn't in view
America - BIG ASS (not as cakey as his bro tho)
Ukraine - oh yeah she thick
Switzerland - Fat Butt Institution
Denmark - r o t u n d
Russia - h e f t y l a d
Greece - his amazing ass is probably why Turkey hates him tbh
France - what? did you think he wouldn't have a really nice ass?
Estonia - God granted him a nice ass bc he felt bad for him
Finland - bubble butt :)
Romano - the one thing he has over his brother
Italy - more of a cute butt than a nice ass
Prussia - wants to establish a Butt Hierarchy with him at the top (mans in denial)
Hungary - your average Nice Ass
Turkey - a nice ass, but it starts to look kinda funky if you stare at it for too long
Lithuania - its just cute
Liechtenstein - literally nobody knows bc she wears too many layers
Latvia - thirty years in the gulag
Sealand - :/
Sweden - its cuz of IKEA
Belarus - in denial abt being flat 😔
Poland - some cake, but only on teusdays
Netherlands - jeez, even his ass is stingy
Germany - he doesn't have room for a fat ass, his muscles are too big
Iceland - his butt froze off :(
Norway - skinny legend
China - like Japan, but better
Belgium - all her personality went to her ass
Austria - I'm sorry, no amount of money can fix that
Japan - hes not england, but its still kinda sad
England - all the thiccness went to his eyebrows😔
Flattest
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