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Theres some Techno tommy n
tubbo content in this cuz y'all
seem to like that more than the
actual plot lol 😭
-wilbur-
"Wil sing with me." Dave taps urgently on my leg, not taking his eyes off the road. The almost broken radio of our car is blasting some random fucking Taylor swift song, theres an audible static to it.
"No."
"I REMEMBER THE TIME WE BROKE UP, SAYING-- WILBUR."
I hate this song only because Dave likes it "I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING WITH SING YOU."
I can hear Schlatts quiet snicker from his spot in the back seat, I want to die.
"Dave." I groan.
Dave loudly sings over my complaint, so does Tommy. Tommy doesn't even know the song, hes just copying our older brother. My family is so fucking embarrassing.
"Pls. My beautiful baby brother hates me. aaa. SIS, Schlatt when- after school, you gotta take this like, buzzfeed quiz we found on which Kardashian you are. Its brilliant shit--"
"Dave please shut the fuck up." I don't know why hes so hyper today, but I don't like it.
"Let the man speak." Schlatts interested. I groan, my head falling against the headrest of the seat.
"Omg Wils red.. Why are you so pressed." Dave snorts in amusmemt. I hit his arm and almost swerves.
"UGVDTVD AYO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING KILL US ALL?" I think he didn't take his meds or something. Such a little bitch.
"God himself fears me, actually- STOP THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PART- OoOO you called me up again last night and OooO-" please kill me "Wait that was actually really good um."
"Toby move your big dumb head I want to look out the window."
"Ask me NICELY Tommy!"
"NO!"
"Schlatt could I pull you, be honest."
"I mean maybe I dunno.."
"Stop it."
"We could like, hook up or smth idk.."
"David." I glare at my sibling.
"El oh el."
"Umm!!"
God tests me every day.
"Ok, I'm walking my beautiful baby boys to their line don't get into too much trouble, kids." Dave exits the vehicle and help the two youngest children out before leaving
"Why would you say that?' I turn to Schlatt, whos in the seat behind me.
"Say what?"
"That Dave could pull you! He probably couldn't do that, anyway. Hes old."
"It was a joke!" He laughs. I'm mildly embarrassed, but I don't want Schlatt and Techno like- I don't know.
"I know but-!"
"Don't be jealous. I don't actually mean it, obviously." I pout at Schlatts amused tone "Although Tech is lowk fine-"
"Schlatt!"
"HAH." Schlatt lets out a singular laugh.
"I probably wouldn't ever cheat. Especially not with your brother." He waves a hand at my ridiculous accusative. I just give him a little nod.
"I could literally hear you guys from like five feet away, Y'all some loud ass motherfuckers." Dave swings open the drivers seat door "Just kidding, the windows open- awwh man my music."
The car sags a bit as my brother halls his fat ass inside, he has to now turn back on his music before anything, obviously.
"Did you know I'm not even eligible to drive without Dad here? I'm only seventeen, and have my G-1, lol. I'm a rebel." I think its safe to assume Dave knows not of the context of our little chat "Man, we should listen to drivers license." Dave decides for us "Turn on drivers license Wil."
