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I forgot who requested this, but thank you anyways! lmao-

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Michael: waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Ashley: sometimes, i wonder how your mind works.

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Ashley: i hope you two have an explaination for this.
Ed: actually, we have three.
Michael & Y/N: pick your favorite.

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Michelle: i gave michael a 'get better soon' card.
Y/N: thats very nice of you, michelle.
Michelle: he wasnt sick, i just think he could do better.

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Ed: relax, y/n, just act mature.
Y/N: okay! *breathes in*
Ed: [testing them] so, what do you do for a living?
Y/N: *in their deepest voice possible* taxes.

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Michael: *sobbing*
Ashley: whats wrong, michael?
Michael: my sketchers wont light up anymore,,,,

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Elsie: truth or dare, Y/N?
Y/N: dare
Elsie: how many hours did you sleep
Y/N: *turns to ed* dare
Ed: go to sleep
Y/N: i dont like this game

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Ashley: *turns around in her spinny chair* so, wanna tell me where you've been?
Sibling AU where Y/N is ashley's sibling: u-uh, i was with michael!
Michael: *turns around in HIS spinny chair* wanna try again?

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Sibling!Y/N: am i in trouble?
Ashley: take a guess.
Sibling!Y/N: ..no?
Ashley: take another guess.

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Ashley: god i wish i could go to sleep for 40 hours.
Michelle: you know thats a coma right?
Ashley:
Y/N, coming out of nowhere: god that sounss so refreshing right now.

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Ed: y'know, you shouldnt really be using a straw.
Michael: yeah yeah, i know, its bad for the enviroement and stuff
Ashley: no, its just an odd way to eat spaghetti.

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Michael: im going to sing you a song.
Michael: its called 'how my lifes going so far'.
Michael: *plays one note on his piano thing*
Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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