michael: im gay and confused
y/n: about your sexuality?
michael: no, not about being gay, i just never know whats going on.
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ed: in light of what you did today, you can hug me 4-5 seconds.
y/n: *happy* fourty five seconds?!
ed: nO FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS-
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michelle: do you ever just cancel plans just to sit at home and do nothing?
elsie: i even cancel my plans just to do that
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ashley, drunk at 3 am: snakes have this thing called a hemipenis, it means they have two dicks
stamper, also drunk: sir pentious has two dicks
y/n, whos watching them: one in his unknown pants, and one in his personality
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michael: i tried watermellon on pizza. honestly, its pretty good.
ed @ y/n and pointing at michael: thats him, officer. hes right there. take the shot before he gets away.
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ashley: wait, you read my diary?!
ed: first off, i didnt know it was your diary. i thought it was just a very sad handwritten book.
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ashley, really tired: how high was i last night??
y/n: you forgot what milk was and called it cereal water
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ed: can you pass me the scissors?
author, who cant hear well when theres loud noises in the bg: the spooners?
ed: no what the fuck-
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y/n: do you ever wish you could just,, start over?
michael: well if you wanna restart you just gotta press the button right there.
ashley: you are not this stupid, michael-
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ed: youre so hot, even my pants are falling for you.
y/n: you should probably pick it up then.
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