ass, tits or legs?

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Ashley

-to be honest,
-she seems more like a legs person.
-but like, legs are gorgeous soo

Michael

-a s s
-he compliments your ass in his angel dust voice just to catch you off guard
-"im coming for that booty"

Ed

-its either tits or legs.
-i just cant tell.
-hes a bastard, so he'll just try planting his face into your chest when he's upset or just stare at your legs while you do something.
-"their legs are hot."

Michelle

-probably legs
-bro legs are just
-mwah
-legs are just amazing okay

Elsie

-a s s
-"just like my grandfather said, with great power come great big booty bitches"
-tries making you flustered by talking about how great your ass looks
-ends up just giggling with you

•Dave

-probably ass or tits??
-insert some snarky remark about how good your body is and how you shouldnt be looking dosn on yourself
-boom boom boom boom

•K/Crystal

-legs
-she thinks your legs are magnificent
-laggy chef kiss
-just lovely

•Stamper

-hmm m
-ass man
-i dont think i need to explain much else.

// i know these people are real snsnsnsnjajsd

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