Y/n woke up in her room and farted really loudly waking Pansy up, "EW WTF GTFO YOU MF!!"
Y/n giggled cutely, she had pranked Pansy so good. They really were besties 👯♀️🥺😘💗.
Y/n sat on the common room couch and opened up the app tiktak, she watched her idol Hoe Lagroomer reveal her pregnancy. So she decided to comment:
Y/n_badbleep._so.cool..__.baddie: omg Hoe I love you and support you!!
Y/n wished her idol would notice her. Drako came out of his dorm with messy messy messy hair.
"H-h-h-h-hey Drako. Why is ur hair messy did somebody hurt you😭😭😭💔💔💔😓😓?" Y/n cried.
"Stfu that's none of ur business but me and Blaise fucked last night."
"Omg you cheated on me??" Y/n was sobbing as her baddie mascara was dripping down her face.
Dumbledore ran in really really really fast using cheetah speed and with peppa pig booty shorts on, "y/n you are the air of slytherin and your dad is voldemort and your mom is bellatrix and Drako is your cousin."
"Omg what 😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤! I can't rn! You know what Drako dhmu!!" Y/n ran into her dorm again and turned on bubble guppies.
A/n omg how romantic its so slow burn guys!! Also since they kissed in the first chapter it is ok because that's what they do in Alabama 🥺🥺🥺🥺 anyways I put the bubble guppies episode they watched up there, pls watch if you have time 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🧜♀️🧜♀️🧜♀️🧜♀️🧜♀️🧜♀️
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y/n slander
Fanfictionjust a hp fanfic in which y/n is the main character 😭🤚 ⚠️TW: cringe a/n⚠️ storyline: y/n is a slytherin in her 6th year and starts to fall in love with the cold, heartless, draco malfoy DISCLAIMER: i do not actually like malfoy, i own no character...
