Authors Note
J= Joke
A= Answer
J: Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A: The holocaust.
J: What did the deaf, blind homeless kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
J: Whats worse than a bad kiss?
A: Getting sexually harassed.
J: Whats worse than 1 bee sting?
A: Two bee stings.
J: Whats worse than two bee stings?
A: The Holocaust.
J: Whats worse than the Holocaust?
A: Three bee stings.
J: Whats worse than tripping over your shoelace?
A: Getting mugged in a dark alley and losing all your belongings to a hobo.
J: Whats worse than one blonde?
A: Another blond of equal or lesser value.
J: What's worse than falling off of a bridge?
A: Getting horribly attacked by a shark.
J: Whats worse than the Holocaust?
A: Honestly not much, but a really crappy day can get me down.
J: Whats worse than falling in the mud?
A: Falling into the mud into an alternate dimension with beautiful fairies, pixies, pirates, werewolves, children eating witches, and kings who bid off their daughter. As well as teenagers falling asleep for 100 years, just to be kissed by a random guy. That includes kids, being locked into high towers and never getting haircuts. Also known as Grimm's fairy tales.
J: Whats worse than eating your vegetables?
A: Getting so grotesquely obese that you need a piece of heavy machinery to get you out of your home.
J: Whats worse than burning your tongue?
A: Having fourth-degree burns over 75 percent of your body.
J: Whats worse with breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
A: Breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and having them stalk you for 19 years causing extreme stress, and ruining any other relationships.
J: Whats worse than falling asleep while reading a book?
A: Falling asleep while reading a book, and being transported into an insane world with smiling talking cats, crazy tea party's, a Mad Hatters, food begging to be eaten that shrink and make you grow, and a crazy queen with anger issues that want to behead you.
J: Whats worse than a nasty cold?
A: A Monkey playing in its own fecal matter.
J: Whats worse than a timeout?
A: Being sent to jail for murdering your sister then defecating on her dead body.
J: Whats worse than getting sand in your eye?
A: Being stabbed in the eye with a chainsaw while being naked.
J: Whats worse than getting a splinter?
A: Having a wooden stake being driven into your heart.
