Authors Notes
J= Joke
A= Answer
J: What is the difference between firewood and a Jew?
A: Firewood is meant to be burned and Jews are functioning members of society.
J: What did the little boy with cancer say before he died?
A; Nothing he was very sick and could not speak for the last few weeks of his life.
J: A Muslim gets on a transatlantic commercial airplane...
A: All passengers are privately nervous but nobody mentions it.
J: What do you call an Arab flying a 747?
A: A pilot, and listened individual.
J: A Catholic Priest hosts a puppet show for a kindergarten class...
A: The audience was very polite, and it was delightful experience. A few teenagers make jokes, but none of it heard by the Priest or the children.
J: What did the Pedophile say to the little girl?
A: "I have a condition I think it would be best for the both of us if you stay within the supervision of your parents"
J: How do you make a child scream?
A: Throw it off a cliff.
J: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: It didn't, fungus is not capable of having a social life. It is capable of spreading in damp moist locations.
J: " I still remember the words of my grandfather when he kicked the bucket."
A: He said " How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
J: I know this kid named Jay.
A: We call him J for short.
J: I know this kid with the nickname A.J.
A: His real name is Andrew Gerber but A.G just sounds dumb
J: Whats wet, slippery and smells like a fish?
A: A fish.
