The Cum Zone?

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***What the fuck did you write?***

This is by your retarded homeboy thelvadamoncracc

Derek POV

After beating the shit out of Demo for wasting half of rainbows budget on only fans subscriptions, I quickly snatched his computer.

*timeskip to range*

I was now dumping loads.... of mags into the cumputer, when the dripster Doc bursts through the door with a turban on and starts shooting everywhere.

Doc: DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE AN ARAB PLANE?

Derek: .... wat?

Doc: CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIIIREWOOOORK

Derek: *questioning life choices* (believe me, so am I)

***Time skip to dorm because I am writing this on smashing notes***

I was conversing with Grizzy on Stream

Soup: Sni*&ers bar.

Derek: The fuq?

Demo bursts into the room with a new computer with a label "the cumputer"

Derek: Why are you like this.

Demo: Come here my brother I have the drip. *tries and fails to stick a boof in Dereks mouth*

Derek: Get your grimy coom hands away from me you wretched D E M O N

Demo: *doing a shitty dance moves* doin ya mom doin doin ya mom doin ya mom doin doin ya mom.

Derek then hung a Mexican. (HUH!?!)

*timeskip to food place*

Monika and Derek: *extreme sequel tension*

Ela puffed her cheeks

D3mo G8m1n9: Need some peanut butter with that jelly?

Ela then proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of Demo.

Unknown POV

???: This edible ain't shi- *bass drop noise*

Other unknown dipshit

???: WE GOIN FULL RETARD

???: M O N K E

???: STUPID FUCKING LIZARD

*Back to Derek*

While Demo was resubscribing to all the onlyfans accounts he was originally subbed to, the civilized people were calling ecahother faggots in Call of Duty.

Derek: Alright get off its my turn.

Everyone: ?

Derek: ?

Demo:?

Rook: Gentlemen.... we have a problem. The beginning + the whole thing. (Whatever that means)

But um yea, that was his chapter... I'm gonna go shoot myself now

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