Gerard: W-W-W-Welcome to the--
Brendon: END OF ERAS! *sings* Ice has melted back to life--
Gerard: *interrupts before he can get too far* NO! Welcome to the 1st Annual Emo Olympiiics! As you can see, Autumnleaf is running out of ideas for this book and therefore is having us host a random contest!
Patrick: Fourth wall breaker... *tapes up fourth wall, pats it* There, there. It's okay, Fourthie. Just a scratch.
Frank: *smashes fourth wall with a sledgehammer*
Tyler:
(You only have to watch one time -- if you want you can watch the whole thing)
Gerard: Can we focus, please??
Tyler: We can, but will we?
Gerard: I'm just gonna walk away... *walks into a wall* Oww...
Gerard: Welcome BACK to the Annual Emo Olympics! The contestants are as follows:
Swimming -- Frank Iero vs. Joe Trohman
Running -- Dallon Weekes vs. Josh Dun
Weight Lifting -- Pete Wentz vs. Andy Hurley
Croquet -- Gerard Way vs. Ryan Ross
Karate (Not an official Olympic sport, but it will be this year [2021]) -- Mikey Way vs. Ray Toro
Hosts -- Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie, Tyler Joseph
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Patrick: Welcome to the start of the Emo Olympics!
Tyler: Gerard already introduced us... several times... but whatever.
Patrick: First up! *stage whispers* Brendon, would you do the honors?
Brendon: OKAY! We have... FRANK IERO VS. JOE *high note singing* TROOOHMAAAN!! IN SWIMMIIIIING!
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Joe and Frank lined up at the edge of the pool, both dressed in swim shorts. "Ready to get crushed, Joe? I'm doing this for my babe," Frank said, nodding to Gerard. The black-haired singer waved happily. "YOU GOT THIS FRANKIE!!"
"Well, I'M doing this for....." Joe thought for a second. "For waffles."
Frank laughed. "Waffles?"
"Yes, waffles," Joe snapped. "They're good!"
"Whatevs," Frank shrugged, dropping the argument. "Count us down, judges!"
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book
HumorBest Ranks: 98 in andyhurley 87 in twentyonepilots 28 in patrickstump Gerard Arthur Way is calling you from the cover... come and read this. Unless you want to disobey the sass queen. :D Stuff in this book: ~Frerard, Petekey, and more ships! (I mu...