Brendon: Hey guys, come here.
*Patrick, Pete, Andy, Joe, Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Ray, Josh, and Tyler (wow that's a lot of friends lol) walk over to Brendon, who is looking at his computer*
Brendon: Look at this! There are ACTUALLY people who ship us and our bandmates, like me and Dallon or Patrick and Pete! Who even ships that?
Me: *is leaning against a wall, writing ship names in a notebook* I don't know. Who could POSSIBLY ship you?
(While a part of me doesn't like shipping real people--its like you're trying to control their life, y'know?--I do like Brallon, Petekey/Peterick, Frerard, and Joshler.)
ALL THE CRAZY BAND SHIPS (Comment on the ship if you ship it):
~Patrendon--Patrick X Brendon (not common, although it sounds kinda cute I guess)
~Brallon--Brendon X Dallon (common)
~Peterick--Pete X Patrick (common)
~Brerard--Brendon X Gerard (Does anyone actually literally ship this?? Intrigued :D)
~Frerard--Frank X Gerard (common)
~Petekey--Mikey X Pete (common)
~Peterickey--Mikey X Pete X Patrick (just made that up for those who like both Petekey and Peterick :D)
~Frikey--Frank X Mikey (not very common)
~Rikey--Ray X Mikey
~Waycest--Mikey X Gerard
~Baycest--Bandit X Gerard (NO. Just no.)
~Ryden--Brendon X Ryan (common, and some say there's proof)
~Brencer--Brendon X Spencer (I feel like this would be common, but I'm not sure)
~Bryllon--Brendon X Ryan X Dallon
~Geetrick--Gerard X Patrick (I guess people DO ship this! Thanks @Phoenix_and_friends and @Bullthedogdrums for telling me/shipping it)
~Joncer--Spencer X Jon
~Joshler--Tyler X Josh
Straight A's (the straight bandom ships)
~Sarendon--Sarah X Brendon
~Daleezy (or it could be Brallon XD)--Breezy X Dallon
~Summertime/Lyn-Gee--LynZ X Gerard
~Chray--Christa X Ray
~Framia--Frank X Jamia
~Krikey--Mikey X Kristin
~Eternalpain/World's Most Hated Couple--Mikey X Alicia
~Patrelisa/Elistrick--Patrick X Elisa
~Joerie--Joe X Marie
~Andy--Andy X Himself
~Petegan--Pete X Megan
~Jyler--Jenna X Tyler
~Jebby--Josh X Debby
So, anyone ship these?
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book
HumorBest Ranks: 98 in andyhurley 87 in twentyonepilots 28 in patrickstump Gerard Arthur Way is calling you from the cover... come and read this. Unless you want to disobey the sass queen. :D Stuff in this book: ~Frerard, Petekey, and more ships! (I mu...