(sanji x usopp) Opposites Attract

Chapter 10

Zoro pov

I needed usopps help to fix my sword. I dont know how but it was cracked.
Ussop was supposed to say in bed and I knew that but I needed to fix it.
I open the door to the room usopp was staying in.
"Oi usopp i need help wi-" i started but quickly stop when i seen what was going on. Usopp and the ero-cook were kissing!! THEY WERE KISSING!!
They must have realized I was here because they quickly pulled away.
Usopp was holding the stupid love cooks tie.

"I-its not what it looks like!" The shit cook says.
"Really? Because I think its exa-" I was cut off by usopp.
"Don't tell anyone. Not even nami, well... Maybe luffy but that's all."

I sighed. "Fine... But theres one thing you should know.. Me and luffy are dating. Bye!"
"Oi wait moss hea-"
Sanji started.
I ran out of the room.
Walking to my room I run into luffy.
"Zoro! I was looking for you!" He smiled.
"Oh ok. What did you need?" I ask.
"Nothing much... Just... A kiss!"
He gives me a quick kiss and runs off to sit on the sunnys head.
"Sometimes I cant understand what goes on in his head.." I mumbled.
"What was that zoro-san?"
Brook asks.
"Nothing, just luffy being luffy." I answer.
"By the way wheres sanji-san? I have been dying for some food. Oh- but im already dead! Yohohoho!!"

"The shit-cook is in usopps room. Making out with him-"
Ohh shit- I told him..
"Don't tell anyone I said that. And knock before you go in there."
"Ok zoro-san. Bye."

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Hey! Sorry it took so long to update and really sorry for the short chapter I k ew y'all were getting tired of waiting so I needed to update.