The Sidemen Groupchat.

Three.

Simon: Wtf is this?
Josh: It's a group chat love
JJ: You just called him love
Josh: And??? It's a popular word to call people in Britain for christ sakes
JJ: Yeah yeah, alright lovers
Simon: JJ he literally has a girlfriend and we're both straight.
Harry: You're about as straight as a circle
Josh: Piss off.
Vik: Hey, woah. Don't piss them off guys, we need them in a good mood for the GTA video.
Tobi: Yeah, anyways. Simon, did you eat your dinner yesterday?
Simon: Yeah the smell woke me up
Tobi: Good. Josh, migraine gone?
Josh: Still got a little pain
Ethan: OR they were both bluffing so they could eat together, away from us
Josh: For fuck sake man. Can we not be friends without you lot assuming shit?
Simon: Jesus christ you're all so annoying.
Harry: Didn't deny it.
Simon: Deny what?
Harry: That you and Josh lied so you could eat together
Josh: Oh my god. We didn't okay?
Simon: I don't understand why you lot think we're gay anyway.
Ethan: We all see the way you look at eachother
Vik: And how close you stand to eachother
JJ: And the smiles you give eachother across the room
Tobi: Guys, honestly. They've said they're both friends just leave them be. Besides, Josh has a girlfriend so they can't be more than friends
Vik: Ever heard of something called cheating Tobi?
Josh: Ever heard of something called shutting up Vik?
Simon: Will you lot just leave us alone.
Tobi: Alright lads, whatever. Just stop now.
JJ: Don't expect us to be surprised when you both come out of the closet
[Simon left the chat]
Josh: For fuck sake JJ.