Vik: Anyone fancy a game of cod?
Simon: No sorry lad, not in the mood
Vik: You're never in the mood, moody twat.
Simon: Course I am love x
Ethan: Yeah i'll play after i've eaten Vik
Vik: Sweet. Anyone else?
Tobi: Yeah sure why not
Harry: I'll play in a bit
Vik: Cool. Josh, JJ?
Simon: Anyone know where they are btw?
Tobi: Not a clue
Vik: Think JJ mentioned something about going gym? Not sure about Josh though
Simon: Hm. Weird..
Ethan: Maybe he's asleep? Or out on a walk?
Vik: Josh? On a walk? No chance, not at this time
Simon: I'm not sure, I'll go check on him one sec
Harry: Can't lie lads, I'm craving a domino's right now.
Tobi: Order one then?
Harry: Well I was gonna see if anyone else wanted pizza too
Ethan: Nah I'm good, I've just eaten
Vik: No thanks mate
Jj: I heard pizza?
Harry: Fat shit.
Simon: Yeah Josh is asleep guys
Harry: So does anyone want pizza or what?
Simon: No thanks
Jj: Suppose I shouldn't, just worked out
Harry: Alright, more for me
Josh: Do you guys ever shut up? My phones buzzing like crazy.
Vik: Alright moody
Tobi: Good evening.
Ethan: Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Josh: No. You just make my phone go crazy.
Simon: Put it on silent love
Josh: No? I hate having it on silent.
Simon: Right well don't moan about it then.
Harry: Oh I think we're witnessing their first couple argument guys.
Simon: Oh piss off.
Jj: God don't anger both of them, I do have to live with these creature you know.
Vik: Same. Two moody, stubborn gits is not what I wanna deal with today thanks.
Josh: Punching you both in the face seems like a good idea right now, don't you think Simon?
Simon: I would love to.
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The Sidemen Groupchat.
FanfictionLiterally a groupchat with all the sidemen in and some chapters written in first person if they all decide to go out
