The Sidemen Groupchat.

Four.

[Josh and Simon's private conversation.]

Josh: You alright love?
Simon: No, Josh they're really starting to piss me off.
Simon: We can't do fuck all with out them assuming shit.
Josh: I know love, just ignore them
Simon: Easier said then done, when it's all I fucking get from them.
Josh: Simon, calm down. Its fine
Simon: Whatever, just dont add me back to the chat.
Josh: Will do x

[Group chat]
[Josh added Simon to the chat.]

Simon: Josh I said not to.
Ethan: Aw, Joshy Woshy couldn't go 5 minutes without his boyfriend
JJ:😂😂😂
Simon: For fuck sake.
Simon: Can you all shut the fuck up, there is nothing going on between me an Josh and there never will be.

[Back to Josh and Simon's private chat.]

Josh: Never? 😏
Simon: Shut up asshole, we're both straight and you know that.
Josh: Is that why we cuddle together?
Josh: And is that why we've shared multiple kisses?
Simon: Josh. You have a girlfriend. If you're so gay, why do you say you're straight when the lads say you're gay? Hm?
Josh: Cause I don't want them knowing idiot and it'll just cause more assumptions.
Simon: So you're cheating on your girlfriend?
Josh: So you're also gay?
Simon: Never said that. Answer my question.
Josh: Well.. I suppose so...
Simon: Twat.
Josh: Like you care if im cheating.
Josh: Don't act like you dont love me cheating.
Simon: Who said I love it?
Josh: Well considering how many times i've sucked you off and you've literally finished in me, I think that says it all.
Simon: Fair enough.