modern sonic truth or dare

ex's..........

wave; *wakes up*

tails; *dragging wave to the woods*

wave; uhh tails...........what are you doing?

tails; crap........

wave; *phone rings*

tails; how was i nt smart enough to take his phone.......

wave; why is scourge calling me?

tails; who cares?

wave; *answers* hello?

scourge; hey.........do you by any chance know why fiona has 2 kids?

wave; no........why?

scourge;  oh nothing just wondering why a fox with 4 tails that is blue come out of fiona.........

wave; ..........uhh.........i have no answer....*hangs up*

moon/paige; *falls out of tree*

moon; tails you were suppose to throw wave in the fire pit.......*points to campfire*

paige; ..........anyways what was that call about?

wave; nothing.......

paige; i heard the call i just wanted to know if you would lie

wave;...........ok.......

moon; ?

wave; *teleports all back to house*

tails; *whispers to paige* hopefully he doesn't check his potions..........

paige; *whispers back* yea..........

shadow; cream whos turn is it for the dare book?

cream; *looks at list of names and crosses silvers* waves.......

shadow; ok *gives book to wave* 

wave; *reading dare* CHAOS NOOOOO

cream; whats wrong wave?

wave; i have to bring our ex's from the acorn kingdom (i dont know the universe (T~T) )

cream so?

wave; fine.............*teleports all on rug and starts reading dares*

sonic; NUUUUUU

amy; sonic you have an ex?

wave; *teleports the exs there*

sonic/paige; why is fiona here?

silver; *starts walking out of the room*

blaze; *reading book on how to cook a white hedgehog* 

fiona/sally; hello?

wave/paige/sonic; hey sally!!

wave; this is a usual visit for sally!!!!

sonic; but why is it only those 2 here?

paige; *fainted*

wave; *fainted*

shadow; *pours sour milk in paiges mouth*

silver; *closes door with a creak*

wave; *wakes up* cmere silver you gonna explain it not me *chases silver out of room*

silver; *flying*

sonic; *using brain* do me and paige have the same ex?

fiona; *flirting with shadow* you may or may not only paige and you know

wave; *drags silver in room* hmph no one escapes me!!!

fiona i escaped you when we had fun~

all-wave, fiona; HUH

wave; *blushing*

sonic; next dare?

wave; cream you do it

cream; ok

everyone; *sits down*

cream;  next is a truth for  team chaos and it is say the thing you hate most

paige/moon; PERVERTS!!!!!!!

wave; *mumbles* ex's

fiona; *flirting with wave* wave when will you stop being a grouch?

wave; when you leave my tails ALONE

fiona; nope they soft and fluffy *sits on waves lap* and so are you~

maria; wave why are you so mad?

wave; i dont know maybe cause she is annoying!!!!!

moon; its called karma

wave; you do know she hates you right?

moon; why?

fiona; cause wolves are gross ugh why do you hang with them

wave; *tries to push her off lap* GET OFF

fiona; no *kisses*

wave; *dies*

moon; welp...........his loss 

silver; *crawls away*

blaze; ah so you cook white hedgehog at exactly 100 degrees for about 5 minutes!!!!

silver; ?

blaze; *grabs silver and places in cauldron and sturrs*

silver; HOT HOT HOT *jumps out*

wave; *trying not to kill fiona*

fiona; *playing with waves tails*

paige; hey sally why are you super upset?

sally; im not sonic is..........he never knew we dated!!!!

moon; *looks over at wave*

wave; *using paiges guitar and hitting fiona in the head with it* 

moon; honestly i really do not care at this point

wave; *hitting fiona in head* STOP TOUCHING MY TAIL IT IS MY TAIL NO ONE TOUCHES IT!!!!!!!

moon; *touches waves tail* only i can!!!

fiona; why is that?

moon; cause he knows he will die if he hits me

wave; or i could just *boops moons nose*

moon; *faints*

wave; wow i made her faint.........

cream; next is a truth

wave; pls dont be me

cream; wave and shadow how many people have you been married/dated in your life?

shadow; .......2

wave; .................5

cream; whos the fifth..........

wave; uhh no one.........

blaze; for once i wanna know........

wave; nope..........

fiona; is it shade?

wave; maybe

maria; and you shadow?

shaadow; im dating paige.....................................

fiona; *kisses wave on the lips*

wave; *in disgust*

cream; uhhh we ending chapter here!!!!!!!

everyone-wave, fiona; BYEEEEEE

DINO OUT