PETER OPENED
✨🧚♂️🌸💕BUBBLE GUM DUMB DUMBS💕🌸🧚♂️✨
PETER IS ONLINE
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It's been two weeks since Peter introduced Mr. ULTRAcreepydude to his small circle of friends, and (Y/N) made him change the man's name to Mr.Honey Bee. All's been great. They've had a bunch of dumb conversations, and the new guy has honestly done nothing but act like Tired Dad™️.
Peter:
Y'all ever just think about how we just breed dogs to they point can't even walk or breathe right? Like yes that pug is adorable, it's eyes are pointing into two different directions because it's asking both owners for a quick painless death.
My guy in the chair:
That was out of pocket man.
Misswigglyworm:
Peter that shit was not something I needed to think about
The Boss Ass Badie:
Yeah all the time.
Misswigglyworm:
...
Peter:
...
My guy in the chair:
...
Gay potato:
...
Mr.Honey Bee:
...
Mr.Knives:
Same lmao
Misswigglyworm:
N E 🅆🄰🅈🅂
How was your guys day?
Mr. Honey, how's that prototype coming along?
I heard you were having fun with your company project from Peter.
Mr.Honey Bee:
It coming along fine, just got to fix a couple bugs, then it'll be done.
Peter:
Are you ever going to tell us what it is?
Mr.Honey Bee:
No.
Peter:
Why
Mr. Honey Bee:
Confidential
Peter:
Well fuck you then
Mr.Honey Bee:
🖕
Peter:
🖕😘🖕
My guy in the chair:
PETER GUESS WHAT I HEARD
DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS.
Peter:
Huh?
No, I've been busy.
My guy in the chair:
Oh...
Come on man I thought we were about to hype each other up
Peter:
Dude...
My guy in the chair:
😔
Peter:
😔I'm sorry my guy
My guy in the chair:
It's okay bro, we can do it next time
Peter:
You sure it okay bro?
My guy in the chair:
I'm sure bro
Peter:
🥺 bro
My guy in the chair:
🥺bro
The boss ass baddie:
STFU NO ONE NEEDS YOUR BROMANCE AT SIX IN THE MORNING YOU FOOLS
JUST GET ON WITH YOUR WEIRD ASS NEWS
Mr. Knives:
AGREED MORTAL
My guy in the chair:
OK WE GET IT NOW LET ME SPEEK
Peter:
And I Oop-
The boss ass baddie:
Get that vsco girl shit out of here you low life
Peter:
Ow
My guy in the chair:
ANYWAYS
Peter, that field trip announcement, it's to STARK TOWERS NCJCJDKZ
Peter:
Sjcjgmmskc send pics please kckcjvkdkkx
Mr.Honeybee:
Why don't you just go?
Peter:
I gotta job that day sadly so I can't go :(
Misswigglyworm:
It sucks lol
Peter practically worships that Stark guy I tell you.
Mr. Honeybee:
Really
The Boss Ass Baddie:
It's true lol, I've nearly seen him bite someone's head off for insulting the guy.
Peter:
I DO NOT
AND ASHTEN HAD SAID SO E REALLY SHITTY STUFF MAN
Misswigglyworm:
You literally made me frame a picture of him and put it in the house so you have something to pray to if anything happens with guy involved.
Gay potato:
It's true I've seen it
Peter:
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WISHING HIM WELL
Misswigglyworm:
I CAN AGREE WITH THAT BUT WHY THE PICTURE PETEY
Peter:
IT JUST FELT RIGHTDMFKGKKVX
My guy in the chair:
PETERTHATSNOTNORMALXLLFKCKA
Peter:
STAWP YOUR GOING TO MAKE MRHONEY THINK IM A WEIRDO
Mr. Honey Bee:
Well that's quite ...flattering
Peter:
Good lord skin me alive and send the hide to hell.
Mr.Knives:
That can arranged
Peter:
PISS OFF TOM
MR. Knives:
Rude
Peter:
Y'all are mean I'm leaving >:/
Mr.Honey Bee:
Alright stay safe kid
PETER LOGGED OFF
Peter shoved his phone in his pocket and got back on route to the shore line. The air tasted salty in his tongue and his eyes watered with the air pressure from the wind. He hated when Mr. Honey bee said stuff like that.
It's only been two weeks and the boy would throw away everything for this man. He took the man's praise with a glow and craved his attention and time. Why though was the real question. Perhaps it was the craving for acceptance, or a positive parental figure.
Either way Peter really liked him, and couldn't find it in himself to care as to why too much. He was on the shore line now and walked to alongside it to a beach like area. It was dirty and littered in filth, enough for it to override the salt in the air and invade Peter's nose with an awful sent.
It was an illegal dumping ground, has been for a while. The tide often ends up being a lot of dumb here and people took it as a place to just off stuff at. Police and government officials don't really care because it's on the poorer side of Queens. Either way, it's made an excellent testing ground. Peter swing his backpack off and let Karen out of his bag.
They had some testing to do.
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