The master plan

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Akatsuki and i made a plan on how to make Sakura smile again,i took her out to the park so the others could prepare.After 10 min we went back to the mansion and when i opened the door we saw the Akatsuki were doing the caramella dance even Itachi!!,Sakura and i fell to the floor laughing.Dad walked in,saw akatsuki doing the caramella dance,swetdroped and left.
"Hahahahahahaahahahaha your suposed to be s-ranked criminals not stupid dancers!! omg hahahahahahahaha!!"Sakura yelled
"So much for that 's-rank criminals' huh?" i asked whipping tears from my eyes
"Caant breath! hahahahaha" Sakura said so i helped her up,when Sakura calmed down i explaned why were they doing caramella dance
"And they listened to you?"Sakura asked
"It was that or else they die a slow and painful death hehehehehehehehehe" I laughed evilly
"Miko-chan scary!!" Tobi said and hid behind Itachi
"O-oi Toby don't use me as a shield!!" Itachi yelled
"Don't worry Toby-chan Miko wont hurt you" i giggled
"Yay Toby is a good boy!!!" Toby yelled and sat back on his chair
"Sooo who's up for a party~" i sang and everyone raised there hands except Sakura and Itachi but when they saw the killer aura around me the raised their hands 2 "Awesome boys ill need your help to carry everything for the party! come on~" I sang and went to the shop with all the boys
~~1 hour later~~
The boys and i came back and prepared everything for the party,after i had about 3 drinking contests with Sakura,Hidan,Itachi,Kisame and Sasori i was drunk and so was everyone in the room
"Sakuraaa i love you will you marry meeeeeee?" I asked holding her hands
"Miko i love you to i will marry you!" Sakura yelled and hugged me,and we acutely DID have a proper marriage ceremony well improvised version so we married in our clothe
"Ima dye my hair pink!" I yelled
"And I'm gonna dye mine black!" Sakura yelled and we bursted out laughing and dyed each others hair.Now was 3 AM so all of us passed out,i woke up with a headache and went to the bathroom to get an aspirin.I opened the cupboard when i got the aspirin and closed the cupboard i saw i have pink hair
"....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i yelled loud enough so the hole sound heard me,Akatsuki,Sakura,Dad and Kabuto ran in my bathroom as soon as they heard me scream
"WHATS WRONG!" they yelled at the same time
"I HAVE ******* PINK HAIR!!!........AND SAKURA HAS BLACK!! WTF HAPPENED ON THE PARTY!?" i yelled
"I think i have the answer" Konan said handing me the camera,after we finished watching the tape of the hole party my mouth was opened wide
"I MARRIED SAKURA!?"\
                                            >    Sakura and i yelled at the same time
"I MARRIED MIKO!?"     / dad was pissed and i gulped laughing nervously

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