string cheese
you: your apology was terrible
string cheese: at least
i tried dumbass
you: by trying did you mean
trying to get mcgonagall to
raise your grades??
you: oh yes, i know.
string cheese: girl- you would
do it too.
you: you're right i would 😳
but that is beside the point
string cheese: & what's the
point?? you want to help your
dad escape?
you: if you have been keeping
up he already has like the
baddie he is 🙄
you: but i don't stan him
#cancelsiriusblack1993
string cheese: imagine having
your dad goto azkaban 😐
you: imagine having this mf
as your dad
you:
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string cheese: that's also
your uncle.
you: sadly*
string cheese: sadly?
you: did i stutter? well
maybe a little bit cause
i am still getting that bag 💰
string cheese: gold digger alertt
you: yes? & what about it 😐 i
need to get new squishmellows
too 🙄
string cheese: whattt- you
have squishmellows? they
are all sold out wherever i go.
you: oh really? i usually run to
the muggle world to get my
squishmellows.
string cheese: which shop?
you: i believe it's called walmart?
if you don't find it there you can
also go to target... i believe they
have them there as well.
string cheese: really?? i would
probably get lost or something.
so it's a no for me
you: i can help you if you want,
i go to the muggle world every
weekend. i even have some muggle
friends there.
string cheese: bitch i don't
want to meet your muggle friends.
i am there for squishmellows, &
squishmellows only.
you: jeez, okay this weekend @ 3???
string cheese: am or pm??
you: ima need you to chill i
ain't gonna wake up at 3 am
just to get you squishmellows.
string cheese: well if it's pm then
i cant go since i am quidditch
practice.
you: tf? just skip quidditch it's
a once in a life opportunity to
go buy squishmellows with the
amazing lila black.
string cheese: you are so self
absorbed 🙄
you: no, it's just called confidence.
maybe if you had some you wouldn't
bleach your hair...
string cheese: *dramatic gasps*
i would never bleach my hair!
you: tell that to all your box
dye under your dorm bed 😳
string cheese: how do you
know??!?
you: blaise my g 😈💯
string cheese is offline
you: so, no squishmellows???
YOU ARE READING
𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐅𝐔𝐋¹- h.potter
Fanfiction❝ what the hell is a ronald? ❞ in which lila black gets added to a group chat with the golden trio while her psycho dad is on the loose. 3rd year - prisoner of azkaban ©estorine
