nagini is hot😍
harry: someone just bought
me a firebolt for christmas
you: DUDE SOMEONE
BOUGHT ME A ONE
DIRECTION PACK WITH
ALL THE MEMBERS
CUTOUT
you: thank you lord
mione: you guys should turn
those stuff in! you don't know
who gave you that & if it has
any bombs in it or something
billius: you're crazy hermione!!
that's amazing you have to let
them keep it.
you: i love you mione, but
there is no way in hell i'm
turning this in.
harry: i second that
billius: SIMP
mione: we don't know who
gave you those ...
you: & does it look like
i give a shit about who
gave me these, all i know
is that whoever gave me
this gift will forever have
my heart.
harry: hehe i gave you that
gift ☺️☺️
you: hehe no you didn't ☺️☺️
billius: get rejected
mione: did you ask remus
if he gave you that gift???
you: no, i don't think he
would appreciate it if
he found out i have
cardboard cutouts of
boys in my room.
billius: didn't sirius have
pictures of girls on his
walls though???
you: he's just tryna hide
the fact that he is gay
mione: ok well harry, you
need to turn you're firebolt
in, for all we could know it
probably is a trap.
harry: hell to the fucking no
i am not turning this broom in.
harry: i'm going to go to
malfoy & smack the shit
out of him with this broom
billius: drarry is such a
perfect ship🥰😘
you: no dramione is!! draco
cwalled her a mudblood 😡😡
they are soooo cuteeee
mione: stop with this madness,
what do you want from me?!😩
harry: you and drako🥺
billius: no <3,, romione for the
win
you: dramione shippers make
me want to throw myself
off a cliff.
mione: okay, now you guys
are changing the subject...
harry: yes, yes we are.
mione: so are you guys
going to turn your gifts
in???
billius: don't listen to
herion.
you: hermione jean granger.
there is no way i'm going
to turn this in. you are insane.
harry: i got a fucking firebolt,
do you know how many girls
i can pull with this???
mione: none, you pull no
girls at all.
harry: except for lila
billius: i'm embarrassed
you: no.
you: bitch i'm a big gangster
mione: i turn around with
that foreign love.
billius: I WANT TO PARTICIPATE
BUT I DO NOT KNOW THE LYRICS
billius: coca-cola dancerrr
billius: if that's the lyrics???
harry is offline
you: guys i think we bully
him too much...
billius: SIMP
mione: he knows how to
take a joke probably.
you: that doesn't explain
why i see him outside
laying on his back outside
in the rain blasting train
wreck...
you: i am going to go
check on him.
billius: SIMP
YOU ARE READING
𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐅𝐔𝐋¹- h.potter
Fanfiction❝ what the hell is a ronald? ❞ in which lila black gets added to a group chat with the golden trio while her psycho dad is on the loose. 3rd year - prisoner of azkaban ©estorine
