Ship: Severus Snape (Harry Potter) x Bruce Banner (Marvel)
Trope: Soulmates-Crack Fic
Severus skipped happily through the aisles of Target. He wasn't looking, and ran into the back of a big, burly, shrimpy man.
"You're welcome!" Snape said hurriedly to the man.
"You're fine," said Bruce.
"What are you here for?" Snape asked.
"Just some expired milk and a chicken milking bucket." Bruce answered, "And you?"
"I'm getting a squirrel infected with the black death," Severus said.
"Cool," Bruce answered.
And then they rode off into the sunset on a unicorn with Gerard Way.
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