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Funny... stuff? ig?

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ummm so i pretty much jus write funny stories filled with gen z humor and weird shit... so um enjoy or whatever

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AlvinxReader

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                                              once again, there is literally no way in HELL i can finish this without unaliving myself so yeah
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                          Alvin rushed backstage trying his best to hide his very noticeable boner. he runs to the bathroom only to find y/n standing there standing down at him. Alvin laughs nervously walking around y/n slowly.
                          "ummm... Alvin, is everything okay?" y/n asks scratching their head.
                          "yeah," he laughs awkwardly, "i'm fine. i just need to use the flushy." (flushy is a word we used in middle school for the bathroom)
                          "oh, okay. it looks like you may need some help," y/n says looking down.
                          "yeah i do." he says smirking. "now suck my .4 centimeter dick and enjoy it"
                          "ofc daddy, anything for you." y/n responds liking their lips