Just a bit of a warning. Im a huge metalhead, so the boss music will be pretty heavy if you up for it. There will be a few options for whatever song you want for your boss music. (:
You all sprint out to the gate where you were surprised to see something so tasty... So good! (Not as good as pussy but still good)
(Y/N): What the hell is that?!
Aqua: Oh, it's just cabbage.
If any of you have played metal gear solid you'll get this for sure.
(Y/N): So how does it taste?
Aqua: Pretty tasty...
(Y/N): Aaaaaanyway... Let's defeat this food!
Everyone: Yeah!
Choose from these few boss songs I picked out.
If you don't like it then go listen to your Justin Bieber or something.
Shedding skin is a personal favorite.
What's the best way to do this without getting them damaged? Come on! Think! I got it!
(Y/N): Tiid clo ul!
The slow-time shout! While time was slowed for you, you caught as many as possible. When the time was no longer slowed, most of the cabbage was gone. To them, most of them vanished. To you, they were all in baskets. Ready to be eaten.
Bald guy: What the hell?! Where did they go?!
(Y/N): dinners right over here buddy.
Everyone just looked amazed with all of the cages filled with cabbage.
Megumine: What?! No fair I didn't get to do my explosion, sir!
(Y/N): Who said you couldn't?
Megumine: (:
...
Megumine: Explosion!!!
(Time skip)
Kazuma: We didn't come here to eat cabbages!
(Y/N): But it's so damn tasty...
Kazuma: *sigh*
Megumine: Wow sir! I can't believe how incredible you are!
(Y/N): Thank you, but your explosion magic is unlike any other I've ever seen.
Megumine: Thank you, sir!
(Y/N): heh, no prob. (Gives head pats)
The others: He's like her older brother...
Aqua: How did you do it anyway?
(Y/N): Now, now! A magician never reveals his secrets...
This one was short cause I'm tired and you friends wanted it. It's 5 am. (: have a nice day!
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