(Y/N) is an average guy that one day got cancer and was hospitalized. There he was given a Nintendo switch by one of his friends with a game called Skyrim. Unfortunately, the doctors could not save him and he passed away while having a thought in mi...
Hey! I'm back baby! School can be stressing sometimes, am I right? Well anyways you're not here to read this. Here's a gift.
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(Y/N)'s pov
We were standing at the spot where there were some toads to kill.
(Y/N): Ok Megumine. All you need to do is prober your worth. Kill that toad over there.
Megumine: Heh... This will be easy...
(Y/N): Kazuma and Aqua you make sure that no toads sneak up on her.
Aqua: Ok.
Kazuma: Got it!
(Y/N): I'll just watch the show and make sure none of you die.
I sat down and pulled out a picnic basket with some sandwiches in it.
Kazuma: Where in the world did you get that?!
(Y/N): Don't question the DragonBorn's actions!
After that, Megumine started her chanting.
Megumine: Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. The time of awakening cometh. Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intangible distortions! I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force: a destructive force without equal! Return all creation to cinders, and come frome the abyss! Explosion!
Author: If you thought, " He definitely copied and pasted that." Then you'd be correct.
A large explosion created a giant crater where it once was.
(Y/N): Nice, :-) I think you just found yourself a par-
I was then interrupted by her falling on the ground.
Megumine: Even though my explosion spell is powerful, using it takes a lot of energy. I exhausted myself conjuring it. So now, well I can t move a muscle.
(Y/N): =_= Should've seen that coming.
Another toad came out of the ground nearby.
Kazuma: Looks like you woke it up from it's nap!
(Y/N): Ooh! This is getting interesting! (Takes bite of sandwich)
Megumine: Oh no... I didn't expect a frog to pop up nearby. This is bad, I'll be eaten. Sorry but could you do something bef-
She was interrupted by the toad eating her.
(Y/N): Well I should help now. Hold on where's Aqua? Oh she was eaten to huh? I guess I didn't notice because I was to busy eating my sandwiches.
I got up and Conjured a frost atronach. It started attacking the toad eating Aqua. Whilst I went over to the one eating Megumine, I summoned my bound Sword and chopped it to pieces. Making Megumine fall out.
(Y/N): You alright?
Megumine: I'm fine, but you'll have to carry me back to town.
(Y/N): Alright...
I picked her up even though she smelt like shit.
Time skip to Axel.
Aqua: I smell horrible.*sob*
Megumine: I don't know if you knew but the inside of a frog is both stinky and cozy.
(Y/N): Uhhhh. Ok???
Kazuma: You're banned from using explosion magic unless its and emergency, got it?
Megumine: That's not possible.
(Y/N) and Kazuma: Why?
Megumine: Explosion magic is the only kind I can use. I don't wanna cast any other spells.
Kazuma's: Seriously?
Megumine: Seriously.
(Y/N): Why though? You're clearly capable of using other spells. Why just use explosion magic?
Megumine: I am an arch wizard who loves explosion magic more than anything! I can't stand the other spells in the detonation family. They suck! Explosion is the one for me! It would be easier for me to use other spells. But I refuse! I love the explosion spell more than anything!
(Y/N): That's... Actually very nice that you only like one spell and that your dedicating yourself to it.
Aqua: Yes! I also love the passion that you have for it!
The three of us give each other a thumbs up.
Kazuma: Well, we'll split the reward and maybe we'll see each other again someday.
(Y/N): Since when are you the leader of the party? You can't just kick out our new party member!
Megumine: Yes! Just give me a permanent spot in you party and im all yours! I don't need pay, all need is a meal everyday.
They were just fighting while I was just standing there with slime flinging all over the place and Megumine was struggling to hold on to my back because Kazuma was trying to pull her off.
(Y/N): Kazuma!!! I told you that she is already in our party! Stop trying to be mean to the girl!
When I yelled, my voice echoed through the mountains and you could hear thunder due toy yelling. Kazuma stopped right away.
Kazuma: S-sorry (Y/N)...
Everyone in town was just staring talking bad about how Kazuma was being mean to " My sister" and how I stood up for her.
Things calmed down and Kazuma and I went back to the guild and picked up our pay.
Kazuma: Damn this sucks... 110 grand split 10 ways. It's just 36 grand each.
(Y/N): It's not so bad. Look at the bright side at least we had fun.
Kazuma: Just what do you mean by "fun"?
Kazuma: We really need some more alis. The only ones we have now suck.
???- I saw your poster. I hope I'm not late. Are you still recruiting adventurers for your party?
(Y/N): (whispers) What a hottie.
Kazuma: Yeah we are! I wouldn't recommend it, but if you really wanna!
Darkness: that's good, I was worried. You see, I have been waiting ages for the right party to come along. (Erotic breathing)
(Y/N)'s thoughts: Woah! What was that for!? Looks like pinocchio is talking, and he ain't telling the truth!
Darkness: My name is darkness. A-and my class is c-crusader.
(Y/N): You alright ma'am? You seem to be having trouble speaking. If you're nervous then that's ok. We all get nervous sometimes.
Darkness: I would like to join your p-p-p-party please!
