𝑁𝑎𝑟𝑢𝑡𝑜 𝑆ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠

SaiKiba/KibaSai

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Kiba - July 7 - Cancer ♋️
Sai - November 25 - Sagittarius ♐️
Pairing Day: July 25/ November 7

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Naruto: Water down version of me and Sasuke, but on their own. Give gives me a "I'll tell everyone you wear skirts, unless you wear them for me only" type of guy, but so does Sasuke, so would that mean it's Sasuke x Sasuke in that case... 8/10

Sasuke: Kiba's a waste of potential for him. Sai needs someone to bring out a different side of him 0/10

Sakura: I'm fucking done. What is that supposed to mean Sasuke!? The fuck does it mean?

Sasuke: What does it look like it mean? You're a nuisance to me.

Sakura: You know what? This isn't the time. Sai and Kiba would make an amazing couple because Kiba is the type of guy with a PERSONALITY who knows how to please his partners, and that's what Sai needs. Someone who he can give his heart too and they'll treat it well and isn't only focused on fucking and murdering people. I rest my fucking case 10/10

Sai: YES SAKURA! Just like that! JUST.LIKE.FUCKING.THAT!!!! I know it's my category and all, but yes to Sakura giving it to that maniac, no offense Sasuke, but you're fucked up. But to Kiba and I, I feel like he'd annoy me. Also I'd like to not know what the inside of dog's mouth taste like, don't get me wrong now, Kiba is a ten, but us being in a relationship is a 6/10

Kiba: I'm not even mad. Cause Sai looks boring as fuck to be honest. I kinda like my guys with a little more tan and facial features, I'd bitch Sai out and he'd be mindless. And I want someone who can throw back what I giving to them. If you get what I mean 😏 5/10

Shino: Sakura giving it to Sasuke was what the fandom has been waiting for, this ship was not 0/10

Sai: You didn't have to do all of that Shino

Kiba: He's like that 🙄

Hinata: Sakura I'm so happy for you. We must celebrate after we finish this! Kiba and Sai in my head represent a kind of rich boy losing all his money and living with Kiba who'd be the "poor" guy who grew up working for all his money and teaching Sai how to do the same, while also falling in love, so yes, similar to Sasuke and Naruto, the very popular rival to lovers trope 10/10

Shikamaru: I agree with Hinata. Sai could just as easily be classed as that not so popular guy in school getting the attention of Kiba who might be a popular jock or something, and at first they don't really get along but eventually hit it off 10/10

Choji: It's weird, but I'm thinking cat and dog type romance when I see both of them 7/10

Ino: PERIOD‼️ Sakura we are getting DRUNKKKKKKKK TONIGHT!!! We celebrating that shit! What is this again? Oh Sai and Kiba, well that's my man and Kiba was my almost man, so don't really care for it, cause I'd be single, or the wife/girlfriend for one of those "cheating on my wife/girlfriend with another man" type stories and I'll mind numb both of them into submission, but also great oneshot for a threesome among all three of us so 8/10

Neji: I'm mentally exhausted by all of you at this point cause what even did Ino say, and Sakura finally! Sai and Kiba, I'm not sure how you two would even meet, but I support it 10/10

Rock Lee: I can anticipate them having a child who has the abilities of Sai and an Inuzuka, with a little Dalmatian Puppy, named Canvas or something artistic. I feel like they'd lack in skills, but I'm sure they'd still fight to become as legendary as their parents 10/10

Sai: What is with you and theorizing what kids we'll have and what they're powers will be?

Rock Lee: Pregnancy is real, and Male Pregnancy is heavy used in our stories.

Sai: You have a point.

Sasuke: He really does.

Sakura: Of course you'd agree to some shit like this.

TenTen: Umm... I'd rather not get involved and I know I've never personally said a word to Sasuke, but fuck you. Um, and good luck to Sai and Kiba 8/10

Gaara: I'm not going to get involved 5/10

Kankuro: Fuck no 0/10

Temari: Salty Kankuro and a Sakura with sense, that is all I've wanted 10/10

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(107 points)