SasuShin/ShinSasu

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Sasuke - July 23 - Leo ♌️
Shino - January 23 - Aquarius ♒️
Pairing Day: July 23/ January 23

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Naruto: LMAOOOOHSJDHSKSHDOSB 🤡 0/10

Sasuke: Not happening... 0/10

Sakura: Err? Shino is a sweet guy, but with Sasuke? I can't see how it'd work. 5/10

Sai: Shino would be an antisocial nerd who socializes with bugs and Sasuke would be his big popular bully jock crush. But like they'd both be so desperate to be dating each other 4/10

Sasuke: 👀

Naruto: 🤣🤣🤣

Kiba: Lmao don't disrespect my teammate like that. Shino is a good bro. Who'd top though? 6/10

Shino: Maybe then I would've been relevant enough to be in the Sasuke Retrival Misson. 10/10

Hinata: I won't say too much 3/10

Sakura: You didn't say anything at all 🤣

Shikamaru: I feel like this ship would encourage insect type male pregnancies, and I'm not prepared for that 0/10

Choji: Ew, can you imagine the explanation they'd use for that? 1/10

Ino: It would literally be some shit like a female insect laying its eggs in Shino and it fused with Sasuke's sperm. Then all of sudden a child is born looking like both of them, but with hair like antlers 2/10

Neji: Hmm... I'm not sure how I feel about this. Sasuke is still toxic in all his ships, but I feel like Shino is one of those that can keep him, somewhat sane... 7/10

Rock Lee: It's a step up from the Sasuke Retrieval Mission 7/10

TenTen: I can't even find words for this. Especially with how the male pregnancy theory would go. Let's just not have Shino shipped with boys. I vote for that so 10/10

Sakura: That's not how it works TenTen

TenTen: Sue me 🌬☕️

Gaara: Sigh... just kill it before it reproduces 0/10

Kankuro: Imagine poisonous insects with the Sharigan, huh? How about that baddassery 10/10

Temari: Kankuro you disgusting dip shit 😓 but um yeah... I don't know what to say about these two basically the bully and the outcast romantic vibes tho. So 5/10

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(70 points)

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