Random Headcanon

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What dating him would include:

-He absolutely loves you, always telling you that either when you're both about to sleep, or whenever he wants

-A lot of cuddles, always ending up with either your head resting against his chest and arms around his waist, his legs wrapped around your's while one hand rests on your back, the other either on your ass/waist. Or with your arms wrapped around him while his head rests against your chest, one hand playing with your hair while the other is around your waist

-Shrex life, you do it often, about 8 times a month, or two times a a week

-You're both....rather kinky. Just gonna leave it at that

-You like to be dominate most of the time, but at times you'll be Submissive, but it's not often

-You two have a certain system set up, an example being if you flirt with someone besides Zeke or cheat on him, he's allowed to punish you, and it's both painful as hell but Pleasurable as fuck. Same with you, if he ever cheats or flirts you're allowed to punish him. It's somewhat complicated-

-When you're sick, he will become your personal Doctor, giving you Cuddles, soup, Medicine, water, Chocolate, love and affection, mans will even sing for you

-You're stubborn as hell when it comes to sickness so he has to either tie your hands and legs together with rope or handcuff you to the headboard when he's gome

-When he's sick you'll probably need the help of Erwin, you only work with wounds, not sickness. And while Erwin is helping Zeke, you'll be helping with any requests like Cuddles, treats, or smol makeout sessions

-You're both gamers, often playing Gears of War, Minecraft, AmogUs, Halo, basically any Multiplayer game

-The two of you most often hangout with Pieck, Porco, Reiner, Marcel, Burrito, and Annie when you two decide to be around other human beings. And at times it will be with Nanaba, Mike, Erwin, Moblit, Levi and Hange, Zeke often hiding behind you since the bbys afraid of Zeke

-Pillow fights, him winning often since he cheats at the fights

-When you refuse to admit something, or not do what he asks, he'll force you too with Tickles, not stopping until you finally agree to do what he asks

-He cooks for you, like such a good Future Husband, while you just order Chilli's cuz you only know how to make Hot Dogs and Ramen (A/N: I mean, mood-), sometimes Eggs

-When he's sad you make him some tea and listen to his rants, doing you're best to comfort him, along with sharing your collection of Manga which is strictly private, but an exception is made

-When you're sad he'll do his best to comfort you, giving you small kisses on your nose and foreheas, occasionally lips, and listen to you talk about what's making you sad. If it's something small he'll cuddle you close to death, along with singing to you. If it's a person like Reiner or Porco he'll kick their ass, and if it's Levi he'll remind himself he is doing it for you

-First time he ever saw you cry was when watching Kakyoin deliver his final Emerald Splash, the TV off while you cried into your pillow, him immediately hugging you and trying to calm you down. Once finally calm you explained and he cuddled you for the rest of the day until food was needed

-When he's drunk, he's even more needy for affection than when he's sober, you obviously giving him affection. One time he decided to dress and act like a cat when in his drunken state, you cuddling the shit out if him while playing with his fake cat ears

-You love messing with his beard, he is sometimes annoyed but it made you happy so he allowed it

-When you fight it isn't like with yelling and all of that, it's more of almost breaking each others bones. The both of you forgetting after 15 seconds after the fight and go back to loving each other

A/N: I don't have any ideas so I made this

Word Count: 699

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