Ask Siri!!
Me: Will you be my Valentine?
Siri: Well this is awkward...
---------2nd try---------
Me: Will you be my Valentine?
Siri: Aw, that's sweet, Alanis, but I, uh, already, um, have plans. Yeah. I have plans.
----------By The Way--------
Alanis is my name, lol. Siri doesn't love me that way.
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Funny Comebacks and Jokes!
RandomAround the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.