Cop: Did you kill this man?
Me: No, a bullet killed him sir. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. And of course the ground is part of nature. Sir, this man died from natural causes. Case closed.
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Funny Comebacks and Jokes!
RandomAround the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.
