Friend: God donut, I meant duck
Friend: MY DUCKING PHONE WON'T LET ME DUCKING CUSS!
Me: I know we're mad at each other but this is too funny... XD
Friend: Shut up you ducking shut head..
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Funny Comebacks and Jokes!
RandomAround the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.
