Having a pet thing is great! You can blame all suspicious sounds on them.
*You fart
You: " OHHHH Sparkie... No inappropriate noises coming from the butthole! "
BOSS MOVE
*BANGG
Mom: WHAT WAS THAT?!
You: Don't worry mom, just the fish it's all good.
EPIC MOVE
YOU ARE READING
Funny Comebacks and Jokes!
RandomAround the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.
