Funny Comebacks and Jokes!

Joke 116

Guy: Hello is this Robert? I need you to do a repair on my Go-Kart!

Robert: Yes hi, I can take a look at it this afternoon if your available.

Guy: I need it fixed as soon as possible.

Robert: Ok well I can't guarantee a quick fix until I see what's wrong with it. What kind of Go-Kart is it?

Guy: I'm not sure..

Robert: What is the problem exactly? You might need new parts.

Guy: You see, last a week I a ran over a banana peela. Then a yesterday my kart was hit with a red turtle shell and sustained a serious body damage.

Robert: Yeah, ok Mario. Thanks for wasting my time. Go f*** around someone who thinks your funny.

( Text him the next day from a different # )

Guy: This a Robert? I have go-karta that needs repair. Go-kart need to be fixed a soon. I have a race on a Rainbow Road next a weeka.

Robert: Ok a**hole, you think your the 1st person who's tried to contact me as Mario? Go get some original material..

Guy: But this is Luigi

( Text him the next day from a different # )

Guy: hello, is this Robert, the guy who repairs Go Karts?

Robert: Yes.

Guy: I have a friend who is in need of minor repairs on a beat up go kart, would you be willing to assist him?

Robert: Sure, what need's to be repaired?

Guy: I'm not sure exactly..

Robert: Well give me information about the vehicle, is it an issue with the engine or the body?

Guy: I have no idea. He keeps trying to tell me what's wrong with it but I'm having trouble understanding him.

Robert: Tell him to call me. Sometimes mechanical lingo gets confusing.

Guy: Yeah well, I don't think you'll be able to understand what he's talking about either.

Robert: Why do you think that?

Guy: Because he's a dinosaur!

( Send's pic of Yoshi )

Robert: F*** this bull**** I'm taking the ad down.