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Kitten <3

Author: 0000zerooclock

Fandom: BTS

Top: Hobo (i did not spell that wrong)

Words: 68138

Tags: #Texting, #DancerHoseok, #ProducerYoongi, #Crack, #Sexting, #EventualSmut, #Fluff, #EnthusiasticConsent, #ExplicitConsent, #SwitchYoongi, #SwitchHoseok, #Masturbation, #DrunkTexting, #Funny, #Comedy, #EstablishedNamjin, #EstablishedVmin, #Vmin, #Threats, #YoongiIsABrat, #HoseokIsALittleShit, #ExlicitLanguage, #Swearing, #Holly, #Pictures, #SlowBurn, #PetNames, #Fllirting, #Banter, #Complete

Summary:

Kitten <3: I'm fully awake and I've had time to consider.

Kitten <3: I still can't fucking believe that you would save a random number.Kitten <3: As Kitten.>

To avoid his friends nagging him to move on after a recent breakup, Jung Hoseok has put his faithful master plan back in action.

He saved a random disconnected number in his phone years ago that he uses as a dummy contact to get his friends Park Jimin and Kim Taehyung off his back until he's ready to start dating again.

So, thanks to his freshly renamed contact "Kitten <3" Hoseok believes he can rest easy in his blissful bachelordom...

That is... until his friends call the supposedly disconnected number anyways...
...and the person at the other end of the line is less than amused.

Status: Complete

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24767119?view_full_work=true

External link's gonna be in the comments.

AN: Can you guys comment on what kind of ships you want.

Dedicated to: pandaxjin. This was a whole new level of epic. I laughed so much reading this. My heart hurt a little while reading it cause they're so soft🥺.