Second part!
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Boba: I guess you could say I've... fallen for you
Fennec: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even still alive?
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Cara: I can't believe you and Peli broke the bed last night! What were you even doing?
Greef: Um...
Last night
Peli: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling
Greef: Oh you're on
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Kuiil: What was the one thing I told you not to do?
IG-11: Burn the house down
Kuiil: And what did you do?
IG-11: Made dinner
Kuiil: ....
IG-11: And burned the house down
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Din, angrily: ARE YOU-
Cara: -FUCKING
Din: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Cara: FUCKING
Din: IDIOT!
Mayfeld: Um... what was that?
Cara: He's banned from swearing since now he's got the kid so I'm helping him out
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Din: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Cara: And that is?
Din: Dying
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Cara: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Greef, walking past her and taking the coffee pot: What if you didn't?
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Ahsoka: I wish we could block people in real life
Greef: A restraining order
Cara: Murder
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Peli: Why is there blood everywhere?!
Din: I... may have aggressively poked someone with my knife
Peli: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!
Din: No, I... aggressively poked him with my knife
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Cara: Hello, nice to meet you. This is Din, my ex-boyfriend
Din: You need to stop saying that. I'm her husband.
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Gidian: Don't correct me!
Din: Don't be wrong!
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Cara: Are you okay? You didn't sleep much last night
Din: I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry
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Cara, under her breath: futurehusbandsaywhat
Din: What?
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The Mandalorian Oneshots and Stuffs
FanfictionI didn't want to be bogged down by an entire book with such annoying things as a plot so here are some oneshots instead. Lots of Caralorian/Caradin and Baby Yoda because who doesn't love some Grogu? Actually, I love a LOT of Grogu. Disclaimer: I do...
