Cara: If you tear holes in a net, it'll end up heaving fewer
Din: sTOP-
~~~~~
After a speeder bike incident
Din: Cara what the kriff-
Cara: stuck in a hole Shut up, you annoying tin can
Din: I'm not- argh, go fall down a hole
Cara: I already did!
~~~~~
Cara: Ugh, no one loves me
Din: Are you sure about that?
Cara: Yeah
Din, aggressively pointing at himself: ARE YOU REALLY KRIFFING SURE ABOUT THAT?
~~~~~
Fennec: punches Boba
Boba: Ow! What are you doing?
Fennec: Hitting on you
Boba: that's not how it works!
~~~~~
Fennec: The stars are really bright tonight...
Boba: You're the brightest star...
Fennec: What?
Boba: I said I'd like to hit you with a jar
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Cara: FOUR MONTHS
Din: Uh... what's up with her?
Greef, trying not to laugh: Nothing...
Cara: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT. FOUR KRIFFING MONTHS
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Cara: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something
Mayfeld: You left me at the junkyard!
Cara: That was on purpose, try again
~~~~~
Greef: You were really drunk last night
Cara: No I wasn't
Greef: You were hitting on Din
Cara: So? He's my boyfriend
Greef: You asked him if he was single
Cara: ...
Greef: And cried when he said he wasn't
Cara: pulls out a blaster If you mention that to anyone...
~~~~~
Fennec: Hey, you think I can fit these fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Mayfeld: You're a hazard to society
Boba: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Din: Cara could murder me any day and I'd say thank you
Bo: I'd say thank you too
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Din: Cara's pretty cute
Greef: Yeah, so is a mountain lion, but you don't pet it
~~~~~
Fennec: How do I get Boba to notice me?
Cara: Pour honey on his armor
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Cara: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Gidian: Grogu
Cara, pulling out a blaster: You better fucking take that back-
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Cara: Greef I need your help
Greef: With what? Asking Din out?
Cara: Uh-
Greef: Sorry, can't help you there
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Din: sleeping in the middle of the day
Ahsoka: He's been around you too much
Grogu: I know, I'm such a good influence
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Din: Nothing in life is free
Cobb: Adventure is free
Greef: Knowledge is free
Peli: Breathing is free
Cara: I'm free
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Cara: You're pretty fucking annoying
Omera: Aw, you called me pretty!
~~~~~
Caradin on a date
Waiter: smiles at Cara
Din: beats the guy up
Cara: Din, that was our waiter!
Din: Oh... oops
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The gang losing Cara in a crowd
Omera: This calls for drastic measures
Omera: backhugs Din and kisses the side of his helmet
Cara: Step away from him right now
Omera: Found her
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Mythrol: ordering a cake over the phone
Baker: Would you like your cake to say anything?
Mythrol: looks at Cara Do we want a talking cake?
~~~~~
Cara: If you like me, raise your hand
Omera: But I don't like you
Cara: Then raise your standards
~~~~~
Bo: This trip has been all in all 100% successful!
Cara: We lost Din!
Bo: Like I said, all in all 100% successful!
~~~~~
Omera, flirtatiously: So... how's the most amazing person in the galaxy doing today?
Din: Uh...
Din: turns to Cara How are you?
Cara: I'm good
Din: turns back to Omera She's good, thanks for asking
~~~~~
Mayfeld: If I was kidnapped, what would you do?
Cara: Nothing
Din: Wait thirty minutes until they let you go voluntarily
~~~~~
Cara: I hate you all. You're so annoying and I hope you rot in hell
Rest of the gang: gasps
Cara: Except Grogu
Rest of the gang: relaxes
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The Mandalorian Oneshots and Stuffs
FanfictionI didn't want to be bogged down by an entire book with such annoying things as a plot so here are some oneshots instead. Lots of Caralorian/Caradin and Baby Yoda because who doesn't love some Grogu? Actually, I love a LOT of Grogu. Disclaimer: I do...
