I'm back womp rats
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Cara: I'm not the jealous type
Din: You almost punched Bo-Katan!
Cara: She was trying to hold your hand!
Din: It was a HANDSHAKE, dank ferrik!
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Boba: Hey guys, just a friendly reminder that even if your bathbomb SMELLS like strawberries, it does not TASTE like strawberries
Din: ...Did you eat a bathbomb?
Fennec: Again?
Cara: Wait what do you mean AGAIN?
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Din: When I die, donate my entire body to science
Din: Except for my middle finger. Give that to Gidian.
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Greef: Say whatever you want about me, but I'm pretty smart
Cara: You think there's a little man inside the fridge who turns the lights on and off each time you open and shut the door
Greef: And I'm gonna catch him
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Fennec: For someone who's 70% water you don't look very refreshing
Boba: BURRNNNN
Mayfeld: Water can't burn
Boba: EVAPORATEEEEE
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Boba: I would be the first person to die in a horror movie
Cara: Why?
Boba: I'm not gonna spend the last few minutes of my life running. Fuck that
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Din: You're the biggest treasure I've ever found
Xi'an: Aw, thanks-
Din: I'd like to bury you in the ground
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Ahsoka: Okay we have three days to live-
Grogu: Nuuu I still wanna eat random frogs off the forest floor
Ahsoka: Okay, three days for us three minutes for Grogu
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Bo-Katan: I hate everyone!
Din: except me?
Bo-Katan: Especially you!
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Greef: Can I be frank with you guys?
Din: Sure, although I don't know how changing your name will help us
Cara: Can I still be Cara?
Fennec: Can I still be Fennec?
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The Mandalorian Oneshots and Stuffs
FanfictionI didn't want to be bogged down by an entire book with such annoying things as a plot so here are some oneshots instead. Lots of Caralorian/Caradin and Baby Yoda because who doesn't love some Grogu? Actually, I love a LOT of Grogu. Disclaimer: I do...
