Unexpected**ON HOLD**~Larry Stylinson

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Edward: good morning! ☺️

Edward: hello?

Edward: hi?

Edward: are you alive???

Edward: I just realized that we may not live near each other so we have different time zones, and that's how science works

Edward: shit

Louis: good morning.

Edward: hi!!! Good morning! Did I wake you?

Louis: yeah, thanks. It's fucking 8:30 here

Edward: you live in the UK too?! That's exciting!

Louis: yea. Now why the fuck did you text me so early?

Edward: I don't know. I'm bored and lonely

Louis: great. But why so early? Can't you wait a few hours?

Edward: no, I actually can't. I love talking to you

Louis: and I love sleeping. Kindly fuck off

Edward: I'm sorry 🙁

Louis: I'm sorry. I'm just not a morning person.

Louis: hello?

Louis: hey, so it's been a few minutes. You alright?

Louis: I'm sorry!! I'm sorry, please come back

Edward: sorry, my friend punch me.

Louis: ARE YOU OK???

Edward: yeah😂 the two of us play fight all the time

Louis: ok great, but I don't think you can call actual punching "play fighting"

Edward: nah, we've known each other for years now. We're always wrestling and fighting and stuff

Edward: don't worry, I gave him a much worse punch ;)

Louis: why the wink, Edwardo?

Edward: why not? ;)

Louis: it's creepy, stop

Edward: ;)

Louis: that block button is looking really interesting right now...

Edward: don't block me, please🥺

Edward: I'll stop, I promise

Louis: good.

Edward: you don't see very happy

Louis: honestly, I'm not.

Edward: whyyyy? Cheer up, sunshine

Louis: just some jackass I work with. He's begging me to take his shift today.

Edward: Aww that sucks. But you'll get extra money!

Louis: this is the 3rd time THIS WEEK he's done this though.

Louis: he's always calling off just to go fuck his girlfriend. One time, he couldn't take the shift off, so they fucked in the back room.

Edward: does your boss know

Louis: yep, and he doesn't care 🤩

Edward: I suggest you quote your job