Unexpected**ON HOLD**~Larry Stylinson

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Louis: you awake?

Edward: no

Louis: oh, sorry.

Edward: I'm kidding😂 what's up?

Louis: I don't know. I just need someone to talk to.

Edward: What's wrong, Lou?

Louis: Do you ever feel something, but just not know what that feeling is? Like it's a mixture of all emotions at once?

Louis: Or do you ever feel sad, but you just don't know why? You just feel deeply sad?

Edward: Yeah, I understand. I get like that a lot.

Edward: Did something happen at work?

Louis: Other than the usual Simon being an asshat and angry customers, not really.

Edward: Why don't you talk to your friends?

Louis: Don't have any.

Louis: Kidding.

Louis: I have you

Edward: We're friends?

Louis: Is that ok?

Edward: Of course it is!

Edward: If you want, I can add you to a groupchat with my other friends.

Louis: No, that's ok.

Edward: Too late. My finger slipped

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Edward: Louis, meet Zayn, Liam and Niall. Guys, meet Lou.

Niall: LOUUUUU

Louis: hi

Liam: H told us a lot about you. It's good to kinda meet you!

Louis: H?

Liam: Sorry, meant E. Pressed the wrong key

Zayn: He's old. Forgive him.

Liam: fuck you.

Zayn: please, daddy🥵🥵🥶🥶😈😈😩😩🍆🍆💦💦

Edward: Ayo, chill out

Niall: HOW ARE YOU LOU?!

Louis: alright?

Zayn: stop using caps, fucking idiot

Liam: Be nice.

Louis: how are you?

Niall: I'm excited as hell rn. It's so fucking nice to meet you

Louis: haha nice to meet you too

Louis: what did he say about me?

Niall: 😏

Louis: wtf

Louis: Edward what tf did you say

Edward: Ni shove a dick in your mouth

Niall: 🍆😮

Edward: I swear I didn't say anything bad

Liam: he just told us how funny and nice you are

Zayn: he showed us your pic

Niall: he said you're hot

Edward: STFU

Louis: Eddie👆👆👆

Edward: I didn't say that

Louis: so am I not hot?

Edward: no, you are

Louis: chill out, I have a boyfriend

Louis: just kidding🤪

Zayn: same

Liam: what the fucking hell?

Zayn: y'all hear sum?😳

Niall: I don't hear anything, but I sure as hell see Liam spanking someone in the near future.

Niall: you dirty, kinky lil fucks

Edward: yeah I hear shit from you all the time

Niall: you have no room to talk daddy-hair pulling-kink

Louis: yesss drag him please

Edward: what did I do?

Louis: you dissed queen Barbie

Niall: WHAT

Liam: EXCUSE ME

Liam: what did he say?!

Edward: nothing

Louis: he said he doesn't like when you guys want to watch Barbie over Beetlejuice

Zayn kicked out Edward

Niall: HAHAHAHAHA

Niall: AS YOU FUCKING SHOULD

Liam added Edward

Niall: boooo

Liam: that wasn't nice

Niall: stfu

Zayn: I'll kick both of you out

Niall: Louis' much cooler than you 🙄✋

Louis: ehhh debatable

Niall: nooo you're cool

Louis: I think I love you

Niall: I love me too

Liam: Niall stfu, I can hear your cackle from across the house

Niall: you love my cackle.

Louis: yeah, I think we should stop haha

Louis: I gtg anyway. It's getting pretty late

Edward: nooo stay

Louis: I can't 😂 sorry, Eddie. But I have another all day shift tomorrow.

Niall: WE SHOULD FACETIME TOMORROW

Edward: no, we really shouldn't.

Niall: oh shit. Yeah, yeah we shouldn't. Especially if you're busy.

Zayn: uh huh.

Louis: thanks for talking with me. It really helped :)

Liam: it was nice talking to you!

Niall: GOOD NIGHT LOUISSSS

Zayn: BYEE

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A/N- ughhh I'm writing this at school cause we're literally doing nothing lmao. This was trash. But I hope you maybe enjoyed?