Unexpected**ON HOLD**~Larry Stylinson

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Hi I have a few new books 👉👈

TW: slight mention of homophobia/slut shamming/racism

Enjoy :)

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Edward: good morning☺️

Edward: how're you feel?

Louis: like shit

Edward: did you try talking to them?

Louis: nah, what's the point?

Edward: why don't you talk to your mom and sisters?

Louis: my dad dragged them out of the restaurant after he destroyed everything. wouldn't be surprised if he made them block my number

Edward: I'll kill him

Louis: please be serious

Edward: I AM being serious. He's an asshole for what he did to you

Louis: true but that doesn't mean you should kill people

Edward: put me in a room with him for 5 minutes.

Louis: I'd love to, but he'd "forget to go". Just like he "forgot to go" to all my football games and theatre performances.

Edward: ??? Are you serious

Louis: deadass. But it's fine.

Edward: no, it's not! He deserves to rot in hell

Louis: you can say that and he'd pull an Uno reverse card.

Louis: he hates everyone.

Louis: My whole life, he was just like: Gay? Hell. Race other than Caucasian? Hell. Crop top and short shorts? Hell.

Louis: I wanna make a Hotel? Trivago joke but it's not the right time.

Edward: literally, I'm sharpening my knifes right now

Edward: I'm not fucking kidding when I saw I'm absolutely appalled at his behavior.

Louis: I'm used to it though so it's fine

Edward: Louis, please for the love of God, never talk to that man for the rest of your life. I don't want you around him.

Louis: trust me, I have no problem with that.

Louis: but I'm just worried that I won't be able to see my sisters and mom again.

Edward: it'll be alright. You should stay in contact with them, and if he hurts any of them then they need to call the police

Louis: already on it. I texted them that last night, but I haven't gotten a reply.

Edward: try calling them

Louis: they may be sleeping.

Edward: just check up on them soon, alright?

Edward: and stay away from your "dad"

Louis: yes daddy

Edward: no

Louis: yes

Edward: seriously, do you have a daddy kink or something?

Louis: maybe. I'm just a single, sexually frustrated 22 year old man that's a virgin😙✌️