THE USJ

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NOTE: hello I'm back so if you are not currently aware of my hero chapter 306 you live under a rock but that's not the point the point is im very confused so I made a conspiracy Bored yes yes I know I pulled a todoroki .

DEKU:
So dad said that the whole class was going to this training grounds thing all I know is I don't want to go for 3 reasons 1 I don't want to go 2 All Might is supposed to come and 3 I have to take  some time off working with nezu so to say I'm pissed is a under statement but to catch you up on were I am here's what you missed on glee oh shit wrong show I mean this is what you missed on the Biggest hoe show,after kat serenaded me in the lunch room we had to go Back to class to pic class president and vice president with no  Surprise robocop got president and big tits got vice im just saying when I first meet them I thought they were dating but now when I look more into it I think big tits is a lesbian. Anyway on are way the the USJ  robo bitch was trying to get us into a single file line but his line up didn't work out for the line up for the bus I kinda feel bad for him but not really. I'm the last one to get of the bus with dad in toe,as I look straight ahead I'm meet face to face with the USJ and one of my favorite heros 13 and as always I run to meet them" 13 OH MY GOD I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ALSO I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A QUICK STATEMENT ON HOW-", as you can tell im cut of By dad throwing his binding scarf at my and pulling me back

  "sorry about him 13 he doesn't know when to shut up anyways", he let's go of me and turns to the class " as you can gather this is the hero 13 and this is the USJ training  facility for heros to train for  natural disasters". Dad finishes talking and proseds to walk into the building with 13 I can here them talking about All Might and how he over did his limit but that's not the thing I'm worried about im more worried about my 
🪨 rock child saying " wow they got fake villans to, " I look over to were he is looking, and sure as shit there's Villans

     " stand back those are real villains", dad says pushing us back i was about to take the class outside but I'm stoped when I hear a  familiar scruffy voice

    " WERE NOT HERE FOR THE KIDS WE JUST WANT BITCH MIGHT " I turn my head so fast im not focusing on the whiplash i just gave my self I run forward and push dad out of the way so he doesn't try to attack my friend

     " WHAT THE HELL CARL" I yell looking down at him But he's not alone he has about 50 low life scumbags with him oh and Toga and mom I mean Kurogiri, I want to wave at them but my friend Shigaraki or shiggy as Toga calls him yells back at me

  "R-REBCCA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK "

"I WANT HESITATE BITCH YOU BETTER EXSPLAIN WHY YOU , MOM ,TOGA AND A BUNCH OF LOW LIFES ARE DOING HERE " I can see all of the villans shaking in there boots after me yelling, but Toga and mom are the lest bit scared in fact Toga gose running full speed ahead at me jumping on me and giving me the Biggest hug that holds no comparison to kat's.    
   
     " ZUZU WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ME MOM AND SHIGGY WERE LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE YOU LEAVE WITH NO EXPLINTOIN AND WHEN WE WENT TO THE CAFE IT WAS GONE. I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU I CRYED FOR YOU I THOUGHT YOU DIED YOU HOE I EVEN KILLED A BIRD FOR YOUR DEATH    - " I put my hand over Togas mouth to get her to shut the fuck up. " look it's a long story but good news is I got adopted by these gay as shit heros who have a little girl and guess who's there son ", I ask Toga she seems so interested in what I'm saying I think we both forgot that there is other people in the room.

" what what who is it "

"IT'S HITOSHI "

"OH MY GOd TOSHI IS YOUR BROTHER NOW

" YA I KNOW CRAZY RIGHT IM ALSO DATTING  KAT "

"OH MY GOD HE FINNILY ASKED YOU OUT", and for the next 5 minutes me and Toga talk about random shit until All Might, Nezu, Midnight and the whole fucking police force walks through the door arresting all of the low life villans. Some of the cop's try to take shiggy,mom ,and Toga but Nezu stops them Saying 'keep them here ' which confuses the hell out of me but after the police leave with all of the shit villans Nezu walk straight to mom and they start talking then mom puts Nezu on his shoulder.

"HELLO STUDENTS OF CLASS ONE 1A AS I CAN SEE YOU ALL LOOK CONFUSED BUT LET ME EXPLAIN THIS HERE IS KUROGIRI ,SHIGARAKI,AND, TOGA THEY WERE VILLANS BUT THEY TURED OVER A NEW LEAF AND RECHED OUT TO ME TO START A VILLAN REHABILITATION PROGRAM  SO AS THERE FIRST TEST IT WAS TO GO UNDER COVER FOR US TO SEE WHAT  ALL FOR ONE IS PLANING AND TO FOLLOW PLANS OF ALL FOR ONE WE NEW THEY WERE GOING TO BE HERE SO THAT'S WHY WE WERE ALL ON STAND BY THESE THREE ARE ACTUALLY STUDENTS AND A TEACHER 😃.  " nezu says I think the whole class is confused But I'm very excited so to celebrate the 2 new members of class 1A I yell "PARTY AT SCHOOL, EVERYONE ONE ON THE BUS".

NOTE:the memes I used

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So I have been thinking of having the next chapter on a special day in April Bakugos birthday  if you know his birthday it is on 420 😏 soooo haha high Bakugo who's with me
TRASH GOBLIN OUT 👺👺👺

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