The meme doesn't belong to me! It belongs to u/Jessiethechicken from Reddit :)
Tubbo: I made you a friendship bracelet!
Tommy: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Tubbo: You don't have to wear it.
Tommy: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Fuck off.
(The original said "Back off" but I deemed "Fuck off" to be more appropiate for Tommy)
Quackity: My boyfriends are too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do?
Tommy: Punch them in the stomachs. Then when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Tubbo: Tackle them.
George: Dump them.
Techno: Kick them in the shin.
Karl, Sapnap: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Wilbur: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like the apples or bees?
Jack Manifold: B-Bees?
Wilbur: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Jack Manifold: W-Wait—
Tubbo: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Jack Manifold: WAIT—
Tommy: I've looked for my shirt everywhere, and I can't find it.
Philza: Everywhere you say?
Tommy: Yes.
Philza: *opens drawer, pulls out the shirt*
Tommy: I swear, that drawer was NOT there a minute ago.
George: Can you guys just TRY to see it from my perspective?
Dream: *gets on knees*
Sapnap: *crouches down*
George: I will kill both of you in your sleep.
Quackity: Do you wanna hang out with us at McDonald's?
Techno: My heart says yes, but my anxiety says no.
Quackity: Sorry, all I heard was yes, come on, leT'S GO TO THE BALLPIT!
Techno: QUACKITY, MY ANXIETY SAYS NO!
Quackity: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART!
Techno: QUACKITY!
Quackity: B A L L P I T!
Tommy: Looking right because you left.
Tubbo: looking left because you don't treat me right.
Fundy: Looking up because you let me down.
Quackity: Looking down because you fucked up.
Wilbur, who was about to press the button: What the fuck is wrong with you guys
Tommy: if you put "violently" in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier
Wilbur: Violently studies
Niki: Violently bakes
Philza: Violently trains
Techno: Violently murders people
BBH: Violently worries about that previous statement
BBH: I wasn't sure what kind of chocolates you liked, so I got them all!
Skeppy; Bad... there are like 300 boxes here...
BBH: I panicked, okay?! Valentines can be very stressful!
Techno: Hello, people who do not live here.
Tommy: Hey.
Tubbo: Hi.
Ranboo: Hello.
Techno: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Tommy: We ran out of food.
Wilbur: Hey Dad, meet Niki, my best friend.
Philza: You deserve far better, child.
Wlbur: How dare you talk about her like that—
Philza: I was talking to her.
Wilbur: Oh.
Techno: Okay, I know we're not supposed to be in this library, so if Dream asks—
Everyone: Tommy did it!
Techno: Wow, we didn't even rehearse that.
Tommy: Why did I say it, too?!
Philza: Hey, Techno, truth or dare?
Techno: Truth.
Philza: How many hours have you slept this week?
Techno: ...Dare.
Philza: Go to sleep.
Techno: I don't like this game.
Tommy, holding a deck of cards: Who wants a Tarot reading?
Dream: Those are Pokemon cards.
Tommy: You got a Bidoof, which means "fuck you."
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