George: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Dream, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
Dream: Your smile? It makes my day.
George: Your happiness? I live for that.
Sapnap: Hotel? Trivago.
Wilbur: What, Schlatt? I'm busy.
Schlatt: Do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die?
Wilbur:
Wilbur: I'm on my way.
Tommy: Hey, do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Wilbur: You're a hazard to society.
Techno: And a coward, do 20.
Tommy: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Wilbur: I've witnessed the dumb stuff.
Techno: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Tubbo, Ranboo: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Philza: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Eret: Okay, you're driving, and Dream and Techno walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Niki: It's hard to say since they're both my friends, but I would have to say Dream. I could never hurt Techno.
Eret: The brakes, Niki, you hit the brakes.
Tubbo: You're finally here! What happened?
Tommy: I was arrested for being too cool.
Ranboo: There was no supporting evidence though.
Ranboo: Is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?
Techno: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated—
Tubbo: Smad.
Niki: Are there are any extreme sports you've tried?
Ranboo: Doing my math homework while my math teacher is checking for completion.
Tommy: How long does it take for you to hallucinate from sleep deprivation?
Philza: I think—
Techno: 72 hours.
Philza: How do you--?
Techno: There's a clown behind you.
Schlatt: If you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Quackity: That's a trash can.
Schlatt: It sure is.
Therapist Puffy: This assignment is fairly easy. Write about your happiest moments!
Basically everyone on the SMP: My what now?
Philza: I hope you two have a valid explanation for this.
Tubbo: Actually, we have three.
Tommy: Pick your favorite.
Tubbo: If I cut off my leg and swung it at you, am I hitting you or am I kicking you?
Fundy: You'd probably be mentally scarring me if anything.
Tommy: I wish I was Wilbur.
Ranboo: Because Wilbur was a strong and inspirational leader who created an independent nation before he spiraled downward into corruption?
Tommy: No because he's dead.
Quackity: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Schlatt: That's not a lot of inches.
Eret: Did you just refer to the knife as an "orphan-opener"?
Techno: Should I not have?
Techno: I have a bad feeling about this.
Tommy: What do you mean?
Techno: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Tommy: No?
Techno: That actually explains so much.
Tommy: Techno! Can you tell me the opposite of these words?
Tommy: Always, coming, take, me, down.
Techno: Never, gonna, give, you
Techno: The satisfaction.
BBH: Name a way to be nice to others.
Sapnap: Not killing their pets.
BBH: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll take it.
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