(We like messing around with Techno's canon age. Also got this idea off Tumbler)
Phil came barging into to Techno's home while he was brewing potions. He slumped into a chair near techno and groaned.
"What's wrong Phil?"
"It's the children.. they're.... ugh"
"This is why I don't want children"
Phil chuckled and rolled his eyes.
"I'm just glad to be talking with an adult for once"
Techno suddenly went completely still and ridged for a second. Phil looked at him confusedly.
"What?"
"Phil"
"What"
"You know I'm 17.... right?"
"You're what"
"I'm 17, Phil"
"You've got to be joking"
"Nope"
"But you look the exact same as when I brought you here like 10 years ago"
"I'm a piglin, old man... we age very, very slowly but nonetheless I'm 17"
Phil opened his mouth to say something but paused right before. It seemed like he was buffering actually. Techno just laughed, he wasn't lying when he said he was only 17 but Phil's reaction was still hilarious.
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FanfictionMost of these are Techno centered Bc he's my favorite if you couldn't tell.... Also a lotta SBI
