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Dragovich: So, you're the only villain who kinda has.. a lot of fangirls but also a lot of haters?

Makarov: Da.

Kravchenko: That is bullshit, everyone hates us for what we did but don't like us a bit.

Makarov: It's because you're ugly ass shits.

Dragovich: Mind what you say, Russian dog.

Makarov: You're a Russian like me too, Mudak—

Perseus: Say no more.

Everyone:

Dragovich: But you're a villain.

Perseus: Yes, but they kind of like me, as this terrorist too.

Zakahev: Well, I'm too old for this shit now.

V. Zakahev: Hold on, hold on. Why is it always that we Russians are evil yet ugly?

Everyone, quiet:

Makarov: But I'm attrac—

Kravchenko, banging the table: No one asked YOUR OPINION—

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