CHAT FIVE.

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REY
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP LITTLE SHITS

POE
I—

REY
not u y/n,,, ur amazing and we are thrilled to have u here

YOU
THANK YOU???? 😭

FINN
rey what the fuck is going on

KYLO
she tryna kill palpatine LMFAO

HUGS
Don't let your personal feelings ruin our plans, Ren.

ROSE
Hux... SHUT UP—

LEIA
I forgot I was put in here.

YOU
aint that raggy ass bottom foot fungus smells of rotten goat cheese crispier than anakin skywalker suppose to be DEAD?

REY
PWLAJDJEKDHEJD
NOT HER DRAGGING PALP—

KYLO
YOU DID NOT JUST BRING MY GRANDFATHER INTO THIS

LEIA
Yes.... he is suppose to be dead.

FINN
If Anakin comes back, I will be hyperspacing myself into the galaxy

POE
i will as well—
they just ain't ready for these hips and ass

ROSE
LITERALLY NOT THE TIME, DAMERON

POE
palpatine gonna want a piece of this delicious, juicy, bouncer than bigger than snoke big forehead, cute ass.

KYLO
WHY MUST YOU DRAG IN MY OLD MENTOR

REY
you mean the man who literally tortured you.... since like... BIRTH?!?!!!!

KYLO
Yes, Rey.

FINN
SKDJDKDHSKHFHD

LEIA
You children are a MESS.

YOU
y'all think kylo will kill me
the same way anakin killed padme

CHEWBACCA
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BB-8
BEEPPP

LEIA
SOMEONE GET THE WALKING FUR CARPET AND ORANGE BALL OUT OF HERE

POE
i don't even know what's happening anymore

ROSE
wait so palpatine is back—

KYLO
Yes, and I am going to Exegol as we speak.

YOU
sir i will stab you w/ a fork

FINN
you also remind me of a feisty animal

POE
YEAH ME TOO

ROSE
wack

HUGS
she's like a little kitten...

KYLO
AYO STFU ABT MY SOULMATE

LEIA
A kitten? Have you lost your kriffing mind?

HUGS
I lost it a while ago, but it made me hot and gay

REY
I.... I'm not even going to ask

KYLO
throwback to when hux and i made out

YOU
throwback to when you were
whimpering and call me mommy
OH WAIT THAT WAS JUST LAST NIGHT.

KYLO
IM OUT OF HERE

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