KYLO
have i mentioned how much i hate you all
HUGS
ok
POE
have i mentioned how much of an incompetent, worthless fuck u are !
FINN
LMFAOOOOOOO
REY
ok but why is kylo grumpy
POE
i don't give a fuck as to why he is
REY
kylo what happened
ROSE
his moods r highly based on y/n, and y/n's actions alone.
YOU
kylo is upset cus i wanna spend the summer at the resistance base and also cus i want to have a hot bitch summer
KYLO
a "hot bitch summer" will be heavily incapable of happening, because i will keep you chained in my quarters
REY
UR MOM IS IN THIS CHAT, REN
LEIA
Benjamin Solo, if I have to connect with your father through the force so he can beat the ever living shit out of you, I will do it.
KYLO
I WAS KIDDING
REY
u literally weren't stfu.
*Emo Bitch has removed Momma Jedi from groupchat*
KYLO
i will literally dropkick u all
POE
PUT THE SUPERIOR MILF BACK IN THE CHAT
KYLO
CAN U NOT.
FINN
kylo have u ever considered therapy.
KYLO
...
i don't need therapy.
YOU
yeah, and i don't need a dad.
OH WAIT!
HUGS
fatherless activities
YOU
this is why ur mother is dead
FINN
AYYOOOOOOOOOO
POE
don't forget his father hates him!
ROSE
guys, be nice :(
YOU
i need a damn cigarette
KYLO
come sit on my lap, and i'll light one for you, sweet girl
YOU
...
i'm coming 2 u with my hair tied up as well
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Fanfiction"KYLO: DID YOU JUST SEND ME TOE PICTURES?!" in which you are put into a chaotic, messy group chat with the (sequel) characters of star wars. **this is meant purely for entertainment and humor. all the characters in here are from the sequels, and ref...
