YOU
so leia.
u kissed ur brother
LEIA
..How .
KYLO
...
LEIA
BENJAMIN I TOLD U
THAT IN CONFIDENCE
KYLO
No, you told me after having
two glasses of sangria wine mixed
with rum.
POE
i'm just curious as to how
leia handles her liquor
LEIA
WE DONT TALK ABOUT
MY BROTHER SITUATION
YOU
you smooched ur brother tho
LEIA
I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS
MY BROTHER AT THE TIME
MY DAMN DICTATOR DEVIL
OF A FATHER HAD US SEPARATED
AT BIRTH.
YOU
...
still smooched.
LEIA
I SWEAR TO GOD.
KYLO
It was all to prove a point
to dad
LEIA
Your father was a scruffy looking
nerf-herder!!!!!
YOU
smash tho
FINN
you need to be neutered.
POE
LITERALLY
YOU CANT SMASH HAN SOLO
LEIA
YOU CANT SMASH MY EX HUSBAND
YOU
ur right
that's why i have kylo
same shit
KYLO
Oh. my. god.
REY
what did i miss, i was eating a
girl out in the falcon
YOU
how leia kissed luke
and i'd smash han solo <3
REY
u didn't know abt the luke thing???
YOU
NO??? HOW DID U KNOW
REY
sangria wine with rum
KYLO
Damn. Rey experienced it
just like I did
*You have added Luke Slaywalker
to the chat*
YOU
so let's get this straight
u only did not try to kill my bf
BUT
YOU KISSED UR SISTER
LUKE
SHE KISSED ME?
LEIA
TO PROVE A POINT TO HAN
KYLO
But Luke was also in love with
her before he discovered they shared
the same blood.
LEIA
WHAT
POE
me, rey, and finn r all watching
this unfold on my data pad HEHEH
KYLO
Yeah. Luke's thoughts aren't quiet.
He shit himself thinking about it
at the Temple.
LUKE
BENJAMIN!
KYLO
Luke saw the whole "HeLp mE ObIwAn. YoUrE mY oNLy HoPe!!!" bullshit, and took his chance.
YOU
GOOODDD, I love the
Skywalker Organa Solo lore.
LEIA
I WAS IN DISTRESS WHEN I SENT
THAT.
YOU
smash darth vader tho
KYLO
THAT'S ENOUGH.
LEIA
The kiss stays in this chat.
KYLO
Two people in here have big mouths. UR DOOMED!
POE
that was very pointed at me and rey
YOU
wear the darth vader
helmet next time we smash
REY
THATS WILLDDDD 😭
POE
i just sighed so hard reading that
ROSE
what did i miss
YOU
leia and luke kissed back
then.
and i want to smash han
solo and darth vader
ROSE
oh i know abt the luke/leia thing
LUKE
LEIA, YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING YOUR SANGRIA WINE WITH RUM.
LEIA
To be fair — I didn't think I told THIS many people.
KYLO
You told me the night before I left for the Temple.
LEIA
Oh, my poor baby.
KYLO
Die.
YOU
there's the kylo i know
and love so much <3
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Fanfiction"KYLO: DID YOU JUST SEND ME TOE PICTURES?!" in which you are put into a chaotic, messy group chat with the (sequel) characters of star wars. **this is meant purely for entertainment and humor. all the characters in here are from the sequels, and ref...
