YOU
kylo i hope u
wash ur ass better than
u wash these damn dishes
KYLO
YOURE THE REASON
WHY I DRINK
REY
IT IS NEARLY MIDNIGHT
POE
i can't sleep because finn
is snoring in my ear
acting like he works a 9-5 job
REY
we r all trying to either destroy
or save the galaxy ok
KYLO
was that shade.
REY
very much so !
YOU
kylo can't win
the galaxy cus he's a fucking
man baby who throws tantrums
LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP
HOW ARE U WORSE THAN
UR GRANDFATHER
REY
now THAT was an attack
KYLO
don't u have to go cry abt ur
childhood trauma or
YOU
don't u have to go
cry abt killing ur father or
KYLO
at least i had a dad
REY
u both r sooooo gonna
fuck after this
POE
they do this every week
WE BEG FOR YOU TO GO
TO THERAPY
HUX
Therapy doesn't exist to Ren
REY
thank u for pointing that out
captain obvious
what would we ever do w/o you 😍
KYLO
probably further in life with
my mass destruction plans
HUX
??????
KYLO
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU
i will literally fuck
hux rn to despise you
KYLO
i will literally put a
chasity belt on u and throw
the key out in the galaxy
YOU
i'm going to bite off ur dick
REY
this is the consequences of
parental absence and lack of
affection as a child
POE
REAL
HUX
I can't tell if Y/N was being serious.
KYLO
If you touch her, I will do
medieval torture on you
YOU
....
🤭
ur so hot fuck me
REY
LITERALLY WHAT
POE
give them electroshock therapy atp
ROSE
u guys woke me up
POE
sorry
REY
rose dont u know a good therapist
ROSE
i don't even think a therapist would fix those two traumatized fuckers
LEIA
ARE YOU GUYS DONE TEXTING
KYLO
You guys r ruining my rizz
YOU
ok nvm
HUX
What's that.
REY
sometimes i feel like we
should throw hux into the galaxy
HUX
I DON'T DO ANYTHING?
POE
you exist. that's horrible enough.
KYLO
And you've tried killing me
SO MANY TIMES
YOU
huxie don't be surprised
if one day i seduce u and
u just die <3
HUX
What the fuck.
KYLO
I LOVE MY SOULMATE
REY
L kylo.
KYLO
What.
POE
rey he is old u have to be more
specific
KYLO
IM LITERALLY LIKE ONLY
30 YEARS OLD ??????
REY
HOLY SHIT ur a grandpa
YOU
older men r just so <3
REY
why couldn't ur father just
stick around OH MY GOD.
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